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Best Sniffers Poems

Below are the all-time best Sniffers poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of sniffers poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Wizards Bats Crotch-Sniffers and Me
When I met my forever man
I warned him I have a few idiosyncrasies.
He looked into my pair of 42 C’s and said
He was okay with...

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Categories: sniffers, fun, funny, funny love,
Form: Light Verse



Premium Member Ho-Ho-Ho
Welcome KMart shoppers blares through the air as a mosh pit of greedy Holiday buggers hurl themselves through the glass and aluminum doors—Obese bodies press...

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Categories: sniffers, holiday,
Form: Haibun
Premium Member Ancient Aliens
Ancient Aliens

They have always been here
ancient? – alien?
living amongst the unknowing
hiding in plain sight.
How have they altered
our past? – our future?
advanced or hindered
our progress –...

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Categories: sniffers, imagination, inspiration, wisdom,
Form: Free verse
Tyke Voices
She grabbed at the quarter full pop bottle neck, 
cream soda from Marsh’s,
and held like a truncheon, in the harshest
of voices 
produced an otherworldly sound,...

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Categories: sniffers, anger,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member The Hacker
The Hacker


Vodka
Used Dells and HP notebooks
Routers and switches
Gateways and sniffers
Kvm boxes and multi real-time data shows

My booty is plenty
No one knows the white mask of...

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Categories: sniffers, art, crazy, love, paradise,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Scent of a Woman, Scent of a Man, Bawdy and Poop Warning - Now a Collaboration
Folk purchase this celeb’s new candle
 It’s something my brain cannot handle
 ‘Smells like my v’gina’ 
Could give folk angina
 This fragrance has caused quite...

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Categories: sniffers, humorous, senses, wind,
Form: Limerick
Street Kids
My Bothers and Sisters
(Street Kids)

We grow up in public landfills, train stations, 
under the bridges of towns,
victims of all kinds of abuse, but we still...

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Categories: sniffers, abortion, anger, birthday, bullying,
Form: I do not know?
Hillbillies Bybillies and Blowbillies
Notta easy grasper – days back I cross ole Jasper
neath the olden ground’s crooket pine tree
and, oh, bless be, things he tole there to me!

He...

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Categories: sniffers, funny, humorous,
Form: Narrative
Filthy Is the Color Of

Some got a pathological need,
a dirty obsession for that coffin wallpaper
They wrapped themselves in the black widow veil
of murderous deceit
For what?
To taste the yellow snow...

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Categories: sniffers, allusion, dark, truth, wisdom,
Form: Alliteration
Premium Member My Childhood Friend
Were I enamored by a pleasant fragrance,
like a magnet, I would draw sniffers to me.

If I were covered with filth, I would draw flies.
A profaned...

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Categories: sniffers, childhood, friend,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Meatballs
Is it or not, that is a luring question?
Is it nobler to remain silent or seek further aggression?
I choose to remain silent and stare at...

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Categories: sniffers, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Sixty8ball
Sixty8Ball     
 
 
Author Message 
Admin
Admin



Age : 53
Joined : 25 Jun 2007
Posts : 53
Localisation : Tucson

 Subject: Sixty8Ball   Today...

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Categories: sniffers, natural disasters, parody, people,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Truffle Hunt
Black Gold, French haute cuisine, that is!
Truffles - Black, White and Brown! 
These humble amorphous lumps of fungi fruit dung,
are diamonds in the dirt, 
much...

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Categories: sniffers, food,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Dr Narcotic
Doctor narcotic slinging jellybeans and placebo
  with one twitch of the wrist, one life goes on the tilt
      distorting...

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Categories: sniffers, drug, funeral,
Form: Rhyme
Mystery
Mystery
My 80s Days
When Jimmy was a kid in the early 80s, he used to take the piss out of glue sniffers. Hey you, you bastard!...

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Categories: sniffers, identity, life, me,
Form: Free verse

Book: Shattered Sighs