Best Sniffers Poems
Ho-Ho-Ho...Welcome KMart shoppers blares through the air as a mosh pit of greedy Holiday buggers hurl themselves through the glass and aluminum doors—Obese bodies press (children jammed between white-bread). Tr......
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Categories:
sniffers, holiday,
Form:
Haibun
Ancient Aliens...Ancient Aliens
They have always been here
ancient? – alien?
living amongst the unknowing
hiding in plain sight.
How have they altered
our past? – our future?
advanced or hindered
our progre......
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Categories:
sniffers, imagination, inspiration, wisdom,
Form:
Free verse
Tyke Voices...She grabbed at the quarter full pop bottle neck,
cream soda from Marsh’s,
and held like a truncheon, in the harshest
of voices
produced an otherworldly sound, GETOUT!!
“Give me a chance” and h......
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Categories:
sniffers, anger,
Form:
Prose Poetry
The Hacker...The Hacker
Vodka
Used Dells and HP notebooks
Routers and switches
Gateways and sniffers
Kvm boxes and multi real-time data shows
My booty is plenty
No one knows the white mask of mist
T......
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Categories:
sniffers, art, crazy, love, paradise,
Form:
Free verse
Scent of a Woman, Scent of a Man, Bawdy and Poop Warning - Now a Collaboration...Folk purchase this celeb’s new candle
It’s something my brain cannot handle
‘Smells like my v’gina’
Could give folk angina
This fragrance has caused quite a scandal
Inspire......
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Categories:
sniffers, humorous, senses, wind,
Form:
Limerick
Street Kids...My Bothers and Sisters
(Street Kids)
We grow up in public landfills, train stations,
under the bridges of towns,
victims of all kinds of abuse, but we still had rights…
because of conflicts w......
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Categories:
sniffers, abortion, anger, birthday, bullying,
Form:
Hillbillies Bybillies and Blowbillies...Notta easy grasper – days back I cross ole Jasper
neath the olden ground’s crooket pine tree
and, oh, bless be, things he tole there to me!
He wanna’d me to hear all bout watz truth –
he say he......
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Categories:
sniffers, funny, humorous,
Form:
Narrative
Filthy Is the Color Of...
Some got a pathological need,
a dirty obsession for that coffin wallpaper
They wrapped themselves in the black widow veil
of murderous deceit
For what?
To taste the yellow snow
of a......
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Categories:
sniffers, allusion, dark, truth, wisdom,
Form:
Alliteration
Meatballs...Is it or not, that is a luring question?
Is it nobler to remain silent or seek further aggression?
I choose to remain silent and stare at my four walls.
No need to get blind sided by a couple of m......
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Categories:
sniffers, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Wizards Bats Crotch-Sniffers and Me...When I met my forever man
I warned him I have a few idiosyncrasies.
He looked into my pair of 42 C’s and said
He was okay with them
There are two wizards battling inside
My coffee table, I tol......
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Categories:
sniffers, fun, funny, funny love,
Form:
Light Verse
My Childhood Friend...Were I enamored by a pleasant fragrance,
like a magnet, I would draw sniffers to me.
If I were covered with filth, I would draw flies.
A profaned loud mouth would draw angry ears.
A childhood......
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Categories:
sniffers, childhood, friend,
Form:
Couplet
Sixty8ball...Sixty8Ball
Author Message
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Categories:
sniffers, natural disasters, parody, people,
Form:
Prose Poetry
AGM...Tomorrow is the day – the day I dread.
The first of March. Declare the dividend.
I hate a scene but I, by nature’s quirk,
endure the drama, seated on the stage.
I never met a shareholder who s......
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Categories:
sniffers, money,
Form:
Rhyme
Little Red Riding Hood...
She sewed all day and she sewed all night then gave her daughter a red cape, some bread and a brave warning, "Grandma needs you so remember, don't dilly dally in the forest Ruby. Wolves are sniff......
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Categories:
sniffers, funny, smart,
Form:
Haibun
Truffle Hunt...Black Gold, French haute cuisine, that is!
Truffles - Black, White and Brown!
These humble amorphous lumps of fungi fruit dung,
are diamonds in the dirt,
much coveted by chefs all over,
for th......
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Categories:
sniffers, food,
Form:
Free verse