Best Sexist Poems

You complain of losing guys
To the transpiring battle of a pervert
When it seems you lost something besides your dignity 
And they're dangling out of your shirt

Sorry to be so blunt
But I'm sick of this game
Cursing guys for wandering eyes
When they're not always to blame

Now I...

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Sexist Selective's

I’m getting old, easily confused,
So things take time to sink in,
Especially, from around our World,
Issues to behold, such daily news.

Now for some todays big thing to spoil it,
Is not famine or drought,
Nor is it the prospect of an impending war,
It seems Texas creates a...

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I just finished reading a new book
Which peers deep into human brains,
Methodically examining each sex
To see what is and isn’t the same,
And while men and women are much alike,
I was fascinated by the difference,
And how this could affect our world-views,
For example, I’m going to begin—

Sexist....

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The Sexist Airline Passenger

By Elton Camp

The passengers boarded for the flight
To one man it didn’t seem quite right

In the pilot’s seat a woman sat
“Hey I don’t know about that!”

“Onboard I will not remain
If a woman flies this plane.”

With utter scorn, another man said
“Get such stuff...

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Mr. Emmanuel Cleaver has an old Testament name
It means 'God is with us;' of that he's not ashamed

   But 'Amen' is sexist, or so he's decided
   On that, Mr. Cleaver is sorely misguided




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'Emmanuel' is a name derived from...

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A Sexist Crime

We would call all of this a sexist crime;
A woman for President is not the time;
Republicans decided,
And females derided;
Were immature and not met their prime.

They could be called incorrigibles who voted
Trump into power. They may constitute a
vote but who really wants them? They...

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Sexist Who Will Exist and Enlist Horn Haiku

we know a sexist
who forever will exist
would like to enlist...

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(Cinderella is the protagonist of the 1697 fairytale by Charles Perrault. The whimsical tale is later told in 1812 by the Grimm brothers.)

“Why, if it isn’t my dear Cinderella,
That twinkle in your eyes, still bright as your ballroom days,
In your smile I still see the...

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Much like this poem,
women have been made
smaller over time:
speak less, don’t ask that,
cover up, unless

you’re with a man,
selling something
or on a screen.
As a mother

though don’t cry,
say that this
is hard work.

Girls' words?
Please just

stop....

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