Best Charlene Poems

Chateau Charlene pulled out all the pins today
Trying to watch Cheeky Wall fall.
Cheeky Wall has had too much experience
Showing the world her sassy, funny, hilarious side
Keeping our true feelings inside 
As deep down as possible

Emotions are seething from Cheeky Wall 
Into the grounds of Chateau...

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I know that we have had tough times
as most moms and daughters do
the arguing , fighting and silent treament
well you know what we have been through
But we also have had many great times
cuddling ,laughing and carrying on
like the time we got all goofy
and wrestled on...

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I cannot describe these feelings its something i've never known
they arrived when i first met you, and since then have grown
I say its not love only to hear my mind whisper denial
Please tell me how do you make my heart stop with nothing but your...

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Your song touched many hearts 
as it hit the top of the music charts.
What wonderful lyrics and melody
to a song titled “I’ve Never Been to Me”.
This is still something we occasionally hear.
However, what happened to your career?
Everyone would like to have you back here.
We don’t...

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She picks up every stained t-shirt,
takes out the trash,
sweeps up the dirt.
She washes every dirty dish,
but might forget
to feed the fish.
She's sure the girls are always fed
and gives them 'mooches
before bed.
She lets them know that it's no joke
when the tub is pink
and the floor is...

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Valentines Day has never felt so innocent and pretty.
I thank my niece Charlene for this, she is so witty!
Dressed in her bunny sleeper, dreaming of her valentines.
I am thrilled to recall my childhood, counting notes of mine.

Thinking this one meant this and the other one...

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I am chilling 
but I do not know why.
My teeth are chattering, 
I am feeling sickly.

I tell Charlene, and here is what she says....

Is it the virus?
The happy happy virus?
Do you think it is the Covid 19? 
Said with a lilt in her voice.
I figure...

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Charlene has to have everything new
New light fixtures, new carpeting, new furniture
She tosses out six-month-old couches as if they are lice-ridden
I see her dragging things to the dump she had to have two weeks ago
Charlene is never satisfied; she tosses husbands out too.
Or they leave,...

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I saw that Charlene was spitting the dummy
And I knew it due to her tall poppy syndrome
She has always been jealous of Barb
Barb is wearing a chic, posh swimsuit coverup
It looks like it walked down a designer’s runway

Charlene said to me “what a budgie smuggler”,...

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