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Do not buy a new hat for my funeral.
Fill up your gas tank. 
Donate that money to charity. 

Instead of the, blue and white polka dot "fascinator"
with the black veil?
Get your hair done.
Or those leopard print nails
you saw in that magazine.

Do not buy a new hat for my funeral.
As I am the guest of honor, so to speak? 
I insist upon it. 

I'll ask you not to lay me to "rest", 
in that elaborate casket
with the plush golden satin pillows.
I'm sure "rest" is a disposable sentiment
under these circumstances. 

Do not buy a new hat for my funeral. 
I'll skip the printing of my name on the side of the casket door.
It leads me to believe people are mingling in the afterlife with, 
"Hi my is..." stickers pinned to their lapels.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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