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Welcome To Hoot Owl Heaven

Welcome to Hoot Owl heaven the mama owl said. Her potential date looked shocked. His name was Big Fred. How many children do you have? He asked, his face all red. Six? He flew off swiftly, without even being fed.

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/13/2022 3:50:00 PM

hahaha. Love this one. you could do a spin-off of it and write a poem on Hooters, the restaurant.

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/14/2022 5:05:00 AM

I could but I won't. I am not a fan.

Rico Leffanta

Date: 4/13/2022 11:56:00 AM

How did he think she earned her hooters?

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/14/2022 5:06:00 AM

I will not touch that one Rico.

Gershon Wolf

Date: 4/12/2022 7:21:00 PM

OK. Ok. This is only tangentially related to your poem, but here goes: What's the difference between an inaccurate sniper, and a constipated owl?... Give up?... One can shoot, but never hit. Heh, heh, eh?!

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/12/2022 10:28:00 PM

I did not even have time to guess; my mind read the whole thing! GRRRR

Jeff Kyser
Date: 4/12/2022 7:27:00 PM

Okay, that's funny