Uniquely Average Sex
Uniquely Average Sex
by Rick Rucker
The Gypsy placed upon us a Blessing Hex,
We didn't pay her enough, We would have uniquely average sex!
It sounded so funny, we laughingly cried,
But no matter how we never always tried,
To spice up our Love Life, even on the lawn inside,
Our neighbors would cheeringly deride,
Our efforts, to which, we had truthfully lied,
Our responses were lovingly snide.
We made Love at the end of the middle of night,
With all of our halfhearted might,
The Curse does, us, happily vex!
We continue to never enjoy Uniquely Average Sex!
Copyright © Rick Rucker | Year Posted 2011
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