They Call Me Busta Pheasant (

I started my career As a person that removed wax from ears It was down in the Texas Panhandle I would use the wax to make candles But then no one wanted their ears cleaned The work was Far and few in between It will be time to relocate in June to Mount Pleasant Maybe because they call me Busta Pheasant June came and went and I am still here Oops just spilled some coffee on my clothes, time for some all Tempa Cheer The ladies call my gangsta name stupid Me and you will be together, I'm just waiting on Cupid My real name is Harry Bikiniline Now you know why I am a prime example of out of sight, out of mind I want to thank my parents for the wonderful present For my stupid name forcing me to become aka Busta Pheasant The guys laugh they don't me as a serious threat to their girls I tell them I bet you wouldn't survive in my world My life is based on performance excellence You're just jealous because you can't be called Busta Pheasant Go ahead and contact 5-2-9 and Puddin' to ride in your Pacer on four doughnuts wearing your wife beater shirt I will be stabilized at my home like the Enterprise with Captain Kirk My Mom and Dad ask me when I am moving out I tell them as soon as I build some clout So they kick me out, I am renting a portion of the back yard and living in a tent I have sign up that reads home of Busta Pheasant