The Push Me Pull You Game

Like a character in a Dr Seuss book
I play the New Years “Push Me Pull You” game
Daily I stretch stubborn limbs
Into pretzel-like shapes 
Hoping to mitigate nature’s downward force
I beg my legs to carry me with a ballerina’s lightness
Instead I’m gratified to lumber like an elephant

But just as surely
Gravity returns each night
Tightening my joints’ screws
Pulling my tendons’ strings
Compressing my spine's vertebrae
Ignoring my pleas  
To just stay where I put them

Hips refuse to do my bidding
I say, “Swivel!”.
They reply with a half-hearted twist
Like opening a tin with a rusty can opener
They creak and protest
Surrendering minimally to my commands

I pray for rubber-band arms
As I reach behind to unzip
I receive a lock-jaw response
Elbows protrude in disjointed positions
Instead of a ballerina’s plie
My legs respond with twisted screams of agony

My neck once had backward eyes that inspired terror 
In kids afraid of being discovered
Now it is straight-jacketed into a forward position
Like a soldier in a parade line
Afraid to get called-out by the commander

Don’t push us too far my muscles yell
Aches and pains too terrible to imagine
Will be your rewards
If you overextend.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017



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Date: 6/27/2018 8:06:00 PM
I find my humor changes with age. Keep laughing and you'll feel young(er) Take care Kathy
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Date: 6/27/2018 7:46:00 PM
Someone has said" I feel your pain". At 77 you won't be exaggerating. :o) Remember " You're only as old as you feel" If that is true, I'm 186. :o) Thanks for sharing these words of insight and humor with all of us on the soup. oldbuck
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Date: 6/27/2018 8:06:00 PM
Date: 6/27/2018 8:06:00 PM Edit Delete Block poet from commenting on your poetry I find my humor changes with age. Keep laughing and you'll feel young(er) Take care Kathy Reply
Date: 1/11/2017 3:45:00 PM
this is excellent writing and I loved the humorous parts in it. If it was for a contest and did not place, that is a crying shame!! Great creativity.
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Date: 1/11/2017 7:02:00 PM
Thanks, Andrea! Your comments are a prize in themselves. I hoped to enter it in the New Years Resolutions contest but it was closed. My timing must have just missed the entry. Info showed that there was one place left. Happy 2017!
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Date: 1/11/2017 5:49:00 PM
Thanks, Andrea! Your comments are a prize in themselves. I hoped to enter it in the New Years Resolutions contest but it was closed. My timing must have just missed the entry. Info showed that there was one place left. Happy 2017!
Date: 1/11/2017 7:49:00 AM
You are obviously a positive and resolute person, Kathleen; even when you are encumbered with the extra burden of the physical pain you daily bear! I have enjoyed reading through some of your poems...I will come back when I have a little more time and read a few more. All my best for your New Year...May it be a contented and comfortable one. My warmest regards! :) john
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Kathleen Kroll
Date: 1/11/2017 5:59:00 PM
Thanks so much, John. Mine are simply the aches of growing older. I exaggerated quite a bit.. I'm so appreciative of your warm comments and wishes. Please do visit my page again. I was so impressed with the breadth of your poetry that I am now following you!
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