The People's Champion - In Trump's Own Words

I get it I finally get it It took a while But now I'm showing my style. To every home With somber tone My daily briefings Broadcast my teachings; I tell them all To heed my call So all may strive To stay alive. My change of tack A stroke of luck And just in time The polls to climb; For every day I get my say The ratings spike With me on Mike. Now the prime task A real big ask To find that cure Something sure. This virus sticks All experts kicks But as to me Just watch and see. I have a plan Beat this I can Wait for fine weather To Covid tether. Once that is done They'll hail the man Making things right With wisdom and might; Never a pause Fighting the cause Winning's my creed I've proved that indeed. Then all the vile doubters The downers and shouters Will finally see Their champion is Me.