The Cockroach


I have a carapace shiny and black,
And when I visit I do more than snack!
I scuttle about in the dead of night,
Never once do I need to use a light.

If I am seen people get a big fright,
Why do they all have to get so uptight?
I am always under constant attack!
They chase me about and give me a whack,

Though peppered like a plane flying through flack!
Away I must dash to the nearest crack.
These people I seem to overexcite,
Yet I am so small and always contrite.

My PR stinks you can say what you might,
Definitely not a mother’s delight!
But when I am safe in my own little shack,
Playing with a piece of unsmoked tobac .

To this accord I will hang up a plaque,
You wont catch me I’m as sharp as a tack.
You need not worry about the invite,
I’ll be the last at your party tonight.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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R. V. Avatar
September 27, 2017 at 9:33 PM
Interesting read, Shane. I like your personification. By the way, I too have a written a piece on the cockroach. Title: "To my pest-friend." If you find time, please read it and offer your comments.
Mac Donald Avatar
June 27, 2017 at 10:43 PM
This could crimp and curl the stiff whiskers of a smiling walrus, Shane.:)) That would be a sight, yes? Keep well, love, Mikki
East Avatar
June 11, 2017 at 2:42 PM
Nice little poem Shane - sums up the bug a treat. Well written. Best regards, Dennis
Duet Avatar
August 31, 2016 at 5:55 PM
This is so funny...and clever! Love it!
Makama Avatar
December 24, 2015 at 6:53 AM
This is lovely. Wishing you a wonderful christmas season and a fulfilling new year.
Manassian Avatar
October 9, 2015 at 7:12 AM
You're a brave soul to write about those little buggers but you did it with class. Glad you're posting. Hugs, dear....btw....loved Those last two lines...
Mac Donald Avatar
October 7, 2015 at 6:37 PM
I forward poetry to a friend of mine; a soulmate for sure. I'm sure she'd love your work! :) I'll send this to myself, then forward it to her. She is greatly impressed by the talented poets on the Soup! Very clever rhyming. The anchors don`t drag the reader down, only makes it more fun to read on. Keep up the amazing work, Shane. Best to you, my friend, Mikki :)
Allison Avatar
October 7, 2015 at 11:29 AM
This made me smile but also squirm lol have never had one of these visitors and I never want to see one in the house - good to see you back:-) hugs jan xx 7
Andresen Avatar
October 7, 2015 at 3:28 AM
- If he come to visit your house ..... hard to get him to leave :))) - My first poem about a cockroach :)))) - Good to see you Shane, best wishes for a great day - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Cooper Avatar
October 7, 2015 at 3:31 AM
thanks Anne-Lise, A bit of nonsense but i was in the mood for a rhyme. Congrats on another POTD. Your poetry rocks my friend! love Shane xxx
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