Spore your appreciation, edification, information

Spore your appreciation, edification, information..., orchestration, and utilization, a moss fungi (fun guy) attests his marriage synonymous with symbiotic relationship. Nostalgic acquiescence about fictitious life, oblivescence about current travails and reminiscence about transcendence into utopia prompts me to revisit livingsocial, now that yours truly among the grateful dead. As a saprophyte, the missus buzzfeeds off me lovely bones once plump with excess adipose tissue otherwise known as body fat, a connective tissue that extends throughout body electric found under your skin (subcutaneous fat), between your internal organs (visceral fat) and even in the inner cavities of bones (bone marrow adipose tissue). Over the ensuing two score and ten years after pledging our troth, the missus (opposed with a vehemence keeping her maiden name, or even acquiescing maintaining surname with hyphae fun nation), and yours truly at one time or another from the day we met until the present moment invariably, intolerantly, intimately, intentionally, intemperately, insultingly, insufficiently, insidiously, insincerely, insensitively, insensibly, inscrutably, inquietly, injuriously, inhospitably, inharmoniously, infuriatingly, infernally, inexorably, ineffably, indubitably, indescribably, indelibly, incredibly, increasingly, incessantly, incalculably, ineluctably molded unnamed spouse. Truth be told, the grudging acceptance to wed made indirectly and courtesy unbeknownst and linkedin to our unborn eldest daughter about four months in utero, when marriage date chosen July twenty fifth nineteen ninety six since yours truly and my then girlfriend abstained from birth control tantamount to playing Russian roulette, and decided to let natural insemination trigger conception between twelve and twenty four hours after ovulation. Neither of us the least bit prepared economically nor emotionally, which urge to procreate superseded sense and sensibility, and in retrospect, I readily admit flagrant negligent sexual recklessness (no matter physical intercourse monogamous), and an adamant refusal to use prophylactic or more commonly known as condom. Though excited to sow seminal seeds of life a panic stricken state afflicted me, when consensual concurrence to consummate copulation occurred, nevertheless ecstasy at potential fatherhood brought courtesy the resultant unexpected positive result yielded from pregnancy kit. Back in the day libidinal longing (in my pinion) wracked loin of accursed celibate Norwegian bachelor farmer wannabe, where merest suggestion of auto erotic thoughts hounded doggone muttering dove head lettered man all the way to Antioch feverish pitch I could not block found mine doodling cock to crow night and day without let up to dock penile solitude a worse fate than therapy zapping gray matter with wave after wave oven electroshock, a divine sterling erectile rod hoping gallivanting frisky felines would flock.