Soviet Sex

SOVIET      SEX

An old professor,  communist  and wed,                      
Had recently been  rather  emotive:                              
Turned to his wife one night  in their big bed -                      
I think  our love arrangement’s inactive.                 

I’m sorry  if   I  seem  to  be   restive                     
But  single-spouse   is  bourgeois, usual.    
We should perhaps live in a collective:                             
No   exclusivity  residual !                           

There’s   a  pretty   nurse at the hospital                   
Who wants to live in with us, (I mean me).                      
Yes,  I think you might like living with  Sal :                         
And our bed is big enough for all three. 
                               
       Yes, says wife,   but  bed’s big enough for four:                
       So let’s include her young husband   Igor.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 6/1/2011 10:12:00 AM
10 again, you are a champ at this ;) very funny sonnet! Light & Love
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Date: 3/16/2011 8:23:00 AM
Congratulations in the contest of Dr. Ram Mehta "The Spenserian Sonnet" Sydney. A well deserved winner. Love, Carol
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Date: 3/15/2011 9:53:00 PM
Kudos Sydney for big win in Dr Ram's Spenserian contest with this creative piece. Luv & best wishes - Hitendra Mehta
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Date: 3/15/2011 10:58:00 AM
So clever, Syd. Even reading this a second time I got a big kick out of the final couplet. Congratulations on your win in Dr. Ram's contest! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 3/15/2011 8:52:00 AM
It's great to see you in the top ten Sidney. Congratulations on your worthy poem's honored eighth place. Agape, Moses
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Date: 3/15/2011 8:33:00 AM
Congrats Syd on your spectacular win in Dr. Ram's Sonnet contest with these elegant lines of entry luv.. enjoy another top ten victory...
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Date: 3/15/2011 8:05:00 AM
Congratulations on the eighth place win in my contest, Sydney
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Date: 2/14/2011 5:01:00 AM
haha funny one Sydney. Got me a laugh before work this morning along with Carolyn's response ... and that ain't easy! thanks
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Date: 2/14/2011 4:21:00 AM
If the bed gets too crowded, please send Igor my way, Syd. Very funny! Have a happy Valentine's Day. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 2/13/2011 9:49:00 PM
jeepers, syd!! swapping rites here so hilarious and written in a most tangy yet toungue-in cheek way! * laughing heartily*...thanks for copying my poem; i am so honored by such plagiarism, hahaha! hit the charts, lover playboy (joking) !! :) huggs, nette
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Date: 2/13/2011 4:24:00 PM
Mormon polugamous thought well expressed in this sonnet with humor and wit, Sydney
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Date: 2/13/2011 2:03:00 PM
hahahahaha.LOVE IT. A big 7 rating!!(what's good for the goose is good for the gander)
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Date: 2/13/2011 12:55:00 PM
Turn about is fair play....Enjoyed the humor..Sara
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