Sexual Relations
"I have never had sexual relations with that woman",
he said, and we all believed him because folks that
high up didn't lie
then things got sticky in congress, so he admitted he
had transgressed, but that's OK
and I went home one day (I was on a diet) and my
sweet wife asked, "where's the yellow cake I baked? ",
and I said, " I have never had any cake", to my woman.
and she believed me because husbands didn't lie
Copyright © Peter Lewis Holmes | Year Posted 2015
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