Sex Manuel

My wife and I were virgins very young and Nieve when we met And our honeymoon was one I still can't forget I came across a sex manual very cheap in a second hand book shop Because me and my new wife didn't know what to do We thought we'd buy it and might learn a trick or two That night champagne on ice candles and rose petal bed There was only one thing I thought in my head She took a shower For about half an hour And the room wafted with sweet perfume She looked so beautiful stood by the door As all her clothes fell to the floor What a sweet delight On our long awaited wedding night We both got into bed She looked into my eyes longingly Lets read the book and find out what to do she said With a low soft voice get it read. Well we read the book Page one Hold your partner tight kiss her passionately through the night Page two Well there must have been a few pages missing no wonder it was cheap Because the second and last page said Roll over and say ''that was wonderful darling and light a cigarette'' Then go to sleep in your bed. Well we were disappointed Is that it? Some how A couple of things didn't fit. It took us ages with a new sex Manuel we read every night We finally got there and did it right. Ooh la la..... Peter Dome copyright.2014. July.

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Poet Destroyer A

Date: 7/25/2014 7:27:00 PM

Is it a poetry book you are working on? Just wondering...PD

Peter Dome
Date: 7/26/2014 7:22:00 AM

A sex manual with the missing pages. ha ha. a book of poems. i think i remember sex not sure what it is bout though. Is it the name of a rock band?. Thank you. Pete.

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 7/23/2014 5:59:00 PM

Peter :) Thank you for the sweet reply, on my comment. I'm a little late, getting back to all the replies, left a while back. XOX ~LINDA~

Peter Dome
Date: 7/23/2014 10:03:00 PM

No problem. I'm busy writing a book at the moment. Always great to hear from you. back soon.Thank you. take good care. my best wishes. Pete

Casarah Nance

Date: 7/9/2014 5:28:00 PM

haha great poem Peter. :)

Peter Dome
Date: 7/10/2014 7:11:00 AM

Thank you so much Casarah. love your name by the way. It wasn't true by the way, honest. ha ha. take good care, best wishes. Pete.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/8/2014 4:32:00 PM

hahaha. I just saw someone down here thinking it was a true story!!! that would have been so funny. But I don't think someone who this really happened to would dare to write it!!

Peter Dome
Date: 7/9/2014 8:25:00 AM

Well there were times I needed a good manual I admit some of those pictures, you have turn upside down and sideways to work it out.ha ha. Thank you so much Andrea. great to hear from you. glad you enjoyed my little ditty. take care, best wishes. Pete.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/8/2014 4:31:00 PM

hahahaha. Actually, for some people, this can be a true scenario!! (even in this day and age, I hear). My husband refuses to read books, so you can guess how well it would go in that case!! (but imagination makes up for a lot!!)

Peter Dome
Date: 7/9/2014 8:31:00 AM

I'm not sure their playing leap frog early these days. there's always the old fashioned method, thumble about in the dark, and eventually the '' mission control' we have landed''. Maybe your husband can just look at the pictures lucky guy. thank you take good care best wishes Pete.

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 7/7/2014 12:11:00 PM

Thank you for the reply, glad it was not a true story, it was funny though.... Wishing you luck, .. Linda

Peter Dome
Date: 7/7/2014 2:53:00 PM

Thank you Linda, just need a partner now with a good book ha ha. Take good care. best wishes. Pete.

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 7/7/2014 11:44:00 AM

WOW... LOL, Peter, is this a true story. If so, it was fun, and very innocent. Funny, as well. I wonder if it was meant to be that way. So long the long lost missing pages... xox..Linda

Peter Dome
Date: 7/7/2014 11:51:00 AM

Hi. no it's not a true story alas. just an idea that popped into my head years ago, and never got around to writing it down. Thank you so much for your kind words Pete.X. still looking for a wife I'm afraid, and a better book.

Jan Allison

Date: 7/7/2014 10:41:00 AM

LOL Peter - loved the poem and the title made me howl - think you actually mean manual not manuel from Fawlty Towers! Hugs Jan xxx

Peter Dome
Date: 7/7/2014 10:48:00 AM

Hi Jan. so kind of you to stop by. thank you so much glad you enjoyed it. hope it wasn't too cheeky. I knew the title would reel people in. You remind me of an episode of Open all hours, where Arkright paints special offers on his shop window. and makes a spelling mistake on purpose to get more customers in to tell him. Yes ke, manuel. he was brill. ''I know nothing'. take care. Pete.

Tim Smith

Date: 7/7/2014 10:15:00 AM

lol...I volunteer at a thrift store in town and somebody donated "The Sex Position Of The Day" book....dang now when I see it I'll think of you...lol

Peter Dome
Date: 7/7/2014 10:19:00 AM

Is it a part of the anatomy that will remind you ha ha. Thanks so much Tim. well done with volunteering. I did loads. boy some of those positions are wild. I don't have a chandelier either. take care my friend. best wishes. Pete.