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Quips My Ex-gIRL frIEND THE CRERAL KILLER

******************* I woke up this morning Went to the kitchen Looking for some-thing To eat.... ------ For this morning I was on a mission ------ I went in-to the Cabinet To open my favorite box It was closed and It was sealed I shook it, yet I could not hear... Surely they were gone' And so was my last beer' ------- Fore there in the box Their wasn't a sound So, I placed it on the table Then I sat down, ----- Only something was strange I couldn't figure it out So, I clinched my mouth And dumped the whole Thing out.... ------ I was looking for some-thing That sweet taste for my mouth But, that nice crispy cereal Was gone... With-out a doubt... ------ I ran to the bed room And looked on the floor Their was an empty bowl The milk was still cold ------- So, I was perplexed Didn't know what to say next ------- My EX was sleep On her mouth I could smell CHEXS ----- But, what could I do Cause I wouldn't go near her ------ Was this a thought Or could it be real It was so... That was my best meal ------l My ex-GirL fRiend Has just killed my last Box of CHEKS What will she do next Heavens' why me ----- She is a Cereal Killer Can't you see? GF

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