Kids Nowadays:

Exactly how did this child's mind end up so far down the gutter? He'll see another kid's mother walk by whistle and utter, "Nice Udders!" I'm telling you little dude is smooth with more game than Milton Bradley at nine years old he already (somehow) got hold of College Girls Behaving Badly... if you think that's bad then at the age of ten he trashed the pad of his new step dad and spray painted the place "Jimmy's Sin Bin" the world's not yet seen a preteen kid this mean truthfully the greedy demon's already a steady petty larcenist and the slickest car thief on the scene so if you see him coming you better start running and if he sees you you're through! not much you can do his sins are many though his years are few