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Just Kidding

Being as how I am the 4th graders lunch room monitor, I think I know how a prison guard feels. A loud noise gets my head up and turned. When someone stands, I flip my head over there. I would like to reach for my taser. Unfortunately, the principal took it away. Just kidding.

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L Milton Hankins

Date: 1/27/2022 1:05:00 PM

Probably took your ball and chain and your handcuffs, too? Better watch out or they'll take your duct tape next! LMAO... (snickering loudly) Snot is running out of my nose, Caren....and you're responsible!

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 1/28/2022 12:43:00 AM

I just have to say I was in the lunch room pretending to make notes on the felons when I wrote this.

John Lawless

Date: 1/27/2022 5:24:00 AM

maybe a paintball gun Caren, just to mark the culprits as the march to the office....

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 1/27/2022 6:41:00 AM

The office is not an option. They get sent right back and they have a satisfied smirk on their face; it is my last choice.l

Karen Croft

Date: 1/27/2022 1:54:00 AM

I don't think i could handle fourth graders!

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 1/27/2022 6:42:00 AM

I can barely and I have been doing this horrible lunch duty for a year.