Caren Krutsinger Poet Light Verse

Just Kidding

Being as how I am the 4th graders lunch room monitor,
I think I know how a prison guard feels.
A loud noise gets my head up and turned.
When someone stands, I flip my head over there.
I would like to reach for my taser.
Unfortunately, the principal took it away.
Just kidding.

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L Milton Hankins January 27, 2022 at 1:05 PM Probably took your ball and chain and your handcuffs, too? Better watch out or they'll take your duct tape next! LMAO... (snickering loudly) Snot is running out of my nose, Caren....and you're responsible! Caren Krutsinger January 28, 2022 at 12:43 AM I just have to say I was in the lunch room pretending to make notes on the felons when I wrote this.

John Lawless January 27, 2022 at 5:24 AM maybe a paintball gun Caren, just to mark the culprits as the march to the office.... Caren Krutsinger January 27, 2022 at 6:41 AM The office is not an option. They get sent right back and they have a satisfied smirk on their face; it is my last choice.l

Karen Croft January 27, 2022 at 1:54 AM I don't think i could handle fourth graders! Caren Krutsinger January 27, 2022 at 6:42 AM I can barely and I have been doing this horrible lunch duty for a year.