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High Tide

Shawn Barlow was terrified of public speaking just the very thought set everything to leaking. A friend suggested Pampers to reduce the dampers. But alas Shawn is now odorantly reeking.

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Jan Allison

Date: 8/5/2016 9:00:00 AM

Guess he has to depend on his incontinence pants then lol great humour as ever Paul:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Schneiter
Date: 8/7/2016 10:42:00 PM

Thank you, Jan. You are ever-supportive, and I am grateful.

Cheryl Hoffman

Date: 8/4/2016 7:55:00 PM

Poor Shawn, doesn't he know about depends for men, lol!:)

Paul Schneiter
Date: 8/7/2016 10:47:00 PM

Hi, cheryl. I appreciate your comment. It appears I didn't know about Depends, confusing that product with Pampers. Obviously, I was all wet when I composed the limerick.

Reta Pruitt

Date: 8/4/2016 3:32:00 AM

Funny. Thanks

Paul Schneiter
Date: 8/4/2016 4:59:00 PM

Thank you, Reta. It's not one of my better efforts, so it's generous of you to comment. Please know of my appreciation.