Paul Schneiter Poet Limerick

High Tide

Shawn Barlow was terrified of public speaking
just the very thought set everything to leaking.
A friend suggested Pampers
to reduce the dampers.
But alas Shawn is now odorantly reeking.

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Jan Allison August 5, 2016 at 9:00 AM Guess he has to depend on his incontinence pants then lol great humour as ever Paul:-) hugs jan xx Paul Schneiter August 7, 2016 at 10:42 PM Thank you, Jan. You are ever-supportive, and I am grateful.

Cheryl Hoffman August 4, 2016 at 7:55 PM Poor Shawn, doesn't he know about depends for men, lol!:) Paul Schneiter August 7, 2016 at 10:47 PM Hi, cheryl. I appreciate your comment. It appears I didn't know about Depends, confusing that product with Pampers. Obviously, I was all wet when I composed the limerick.

Reta Pruitt August 4, 2016 at 3:32 AM Funny. Thanks Paul Schneiter August 4, 2016 at 4:59 PM Thank you, Reta. It's not one of my better efforts, so it's generous of you to comment. Please know of my appreciation.