Got Gas--- Flatulence

Got GAS--- Flatulence Got me sum delicate tummy Ate too MUCH late at night After eight-thirty for Pete’s sake---- Guess I should not have ate That cabbage and raw egg cinnamon-shake NOW MY STOMACH ACHCES Like the horn of auto blows Like the waves of the sea shores Like the rumbles and turbulence of a volcano There she blows You better hold your breath Pop-pop-toot-pisstpot pop What’s that smell, cuse me Flatulence Cauliflower, broccoli, onions, corn soup stew Ate that the other night Boy!! Did my tummy spew? Roll, boil N bubble Held my hand on my stomach Think I’m in trouble Soon as I tried to run A rush of mighty wind A stench from behind NOW MY STOMACH ACHCES Like the horn of auto blows Like the waves of the sea shores Like the rumbles and turbulence of a volcano There she blows You better hold your breath Pop-pop-toot-pists pot pop What’s that smell, cuse me Flatulence Now some people are lactose intolerant Not I I can still drink milk But give me peaches and pears fluffy wheat and cheese OH! OH! OUCH I think even I will have to separate from my body and leave the room These which are some of the foods that cause me bloating and gas EXCUSE ME Please Why you holding your breath? Everyone loves beans pinto, navy, chilli Alfalfa, Azuki , Black-Eyed Peas Beans, Snap, Black Beans (Black Turtle) Broad Beans, Yin Yang Beans Cannellini Copper Beans, Edamame Garbanzo Beans, Jicama, Green Beans Lima,Lentils, Kidney yeah, yeah Mung, all these gives me a tug Navy Beans Northern Beans Pinto Beans, Red Beans Soy Beans Soy Beans, Black Soy Beans, Red eat enough of these could git a heart attack Speckled Cranberry Beans Tamarind,Wax White Beans all of these Lentils These beans eaten makes me wanna go get my stomach pumped Because of all this gas could start up a 16-wheel truck Beans, beans, beans, makes my stomach and buttocks screams NOW MY STOMACH ACHCES Like the horn of auto blows Like the waves of the sea shores Like the rumbles and turbulence of a volcano There she blows You better hold your breath Pop-pop-toot-pist pot pop What’s that smell, cuse me Flatulence OH!! And if I forget I am so sorry EXCUSE ME, just past gas Cut the cheese Made your nose bleed There she blows You better hold your breath Pop-pop-toot-pist pot pop What’s that smell, cuse me Flatulence 7/14/18 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©2018