Got Gas--- Flatulence

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There she blows, you better hold your breath
Pop-pop-toot-pist pot pop, what’s that smell, cuse me
Flatulence <jelsr>

Got GAS--- Flatulence


Got me sum delicate tummy
Ate too MUCH late at night
After eight-thirty  for Pete’s sake----
Guess I should not have ate
That cabbage and raw egg cinnamon-shake
NOW MY STOMACH ACHCES
 Like the horn of auto blows
Like the waves of the sea shores
Like the rumbles and turbulence of a volcano
There she blows
 You better hold your breath
Pop-pop-toot-pisstpot pop
What’s that smell, cuse me
Flatulence
Cauliflower, broccoli, onions, corn soup stew
Ate that the other night
Boy!! Did my tummy spew?
Roll, boil N bubble
Held my hand on my stomach
Think I’m in trouble 
Soon as I tried to run 
A rush of mighty wind
A stench from behind
NOW MY STOMACH ACHCES
 Like the horn of auto blows
Like the waves of the sea shores
Like the rumbles and turbulence of a volcano
There she blows
 You better hold your breath
Pop-pop-toot-pists pot pop
What’s that smell, cuse me
Flatulence
Now some people are lactose intolerant
Not I I can still drink milk
But give me peaches and pears fluffy wheat and cheese
OH! OH! OUCH I think even I will have to separate from my body and leave the room
These which are some of the foods that cause me bloating and gas
EXCUSE ME  Please
Why you holding your breath?
Everyone loves beans pinto, navy, chilli
Alfalfa, Azuki , Black-Eyed Peas
Beans, Snap, Black Beans (Black Turtle)
	Broad Beans, Yin Yang Beans
	Cannellini Copper Beans, Edamame 
	Garbanzo Beans, Jicama, Green Beans
	Lima,Lentils, Kidney 
	yeah, yeah Mung, 
        all these gives me a tug
	Navy Beans
        Northern Beans
	Pinto Beans, Red Beans 
	Soy Beans
	Soy Beans, Black
	Soy Beans, Red eat enough of these could git a heart attack
	Speckled Cranberry Beans
	Tamarind,Wax 
	White Beans all of these  Lentils
	These beans eaten makes me wanna go get my stomach pumped
	Because of all this gas could start up a 16-wheel truck
	Beans, beans, beans, makes my  stomach and buttocks screams
NOW MY STOMACH ACHCES
 Like the horn of auto blows
Like the waves of the sea shores
Like the rumbles and turbulence of a volcano
There she blows
 You better hold your breath
Pop-pop-toot-pist pot pop
What’s that smell, cuse me
Flatulence
OH!! And if I forget I am so sorry
EXCUSE ME, just past gas
Cut the cheese
Made your nose bleed
There she blows
 You better hold your breath
Pop-pop-toot-pist pot pop
What’s that smell, cuse me
Flatulence

 7/14/18
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©2018

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