Fred's Wife Needed Her Wings Clipped Or Did She

Fred's Wife Needed Her Wings Clipped Or Did She So it's men's bowling night out. Usually Fred would bring his fan club, his wife. But lately his wife needed her wings clipped. She done Fred wrong. Real bad, real bad where Fred didn't come home for three days last week After a night out of bowling the guys stop off at the local pub, where everyone knows each other. Fred orders the guys a round of drinks and then pawns his loyalty to his wife to all the listeners at the bar Remember Fred's wife done Fred wrong Isn't that right? Or is it rights that isn't? Fred's all wound up, elephant memory and all. He's stripping his wife naked in front of the guys, exposing all the dirty secrets and laundry. Go Fred, Go Fred, Go Fred He's pregnant ... with piranha's. He's stupid, with donkeys riding piggyback Or is that the other way around? Fred's on a roll. For one hour straight, and more rounds a beer for the guys he's going at it. Even the fat smelling, a homeless lady in the corner is licking her chops for Fred's free beer. Not him. By now Fred's reduced his wife to residue. Remember Fred's wife done him wrong ... she needed her wings clip ... or did she? Man, oh man ... what kind of guy would do that? Being so underhanded and being such a man eating specimen connie pachecho 2/9/17