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Drought

My aim was spot on at close range or distant
The coppers were on scene post haste
The sirens were loud and extremely insistent
I gazed at the guns I now faced

Seven patrol cars had screeched to a halt
And tyre marks blackened the floor
Seven patrol cars may well have seemed nought
So the cops sent about fourteen more

The army arrived as the cops took their places
All crouching with guns trained on me
The soldiers wore camo with blackened up faces
The tanks that they brought numbered three

Two choppers were armed with hi-tech weaponry
And hovering just overhead
The super-bright spotlights that beamed down on me
Would fill other felons with dread 

The little red dots that appeared on my vest
Meant snipers had me in their sights
Awaiting the order to puncture my chest
So someone could read my last rights

I don’t understand how they got there so fast
I didn’t think I would get caught
It seemed to me one of my neighbours had grassed
They’re not as good friends as I thought

Just then a cop with a gun in one hand
And a loudhailer held in the other
Addressed me like I was the scourge of our land
And I would bring shame to my mother

He said, ‘Just accept that we’ve thwarted your plans
For that's how such villainy goes 
So lay that thing down and raise both your hands
And then step away from the hose.’

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[On 5 August 2022 the Isle of Wight and Hampshire (UK) had a hosepipe ban imposed upon residential water customers. There is a suggestion that neighbours should grass on their neighbours. The fine for daring to water your Zinnias is £1000.]

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Date: 9/23/2022 5:41:00 AM
Sublimely overstated, great way to criticize.
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Terry Flood
Date: 9/23/2022 11:24:00 AM
Thanks, Greg. I’m always chuffed when someone discovers a slightly older poem that had seemingly had its moment. In the last couple of weeks we must have had about three metres of rain (well… thereabouts) and yet our hosepipe ban is still in place. Thanks for stopping by. Terry
Date: 8/10/2022 11:25:00 AM
great poem, terry, with the perfect ending! i've read about the droughts in europe and can understand why there would be restrictions in place, but of course, people in power like to display that power whenever they can...
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Terry Flood
Date: 9/23/2022 11:20:00 AM
Thank you, Ilene. I’ve already apologised to Milt for my apparent oversight in not replying sooner, and I extend that same apology to yourself. Glad you enjoyed my diatribe. Terry
Date: 8/9/2022 7:02:00 PM
Oh my, this is soooo funny, Terry, and quite a surprise at the end. Thanks for the explanation, too.
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Terry Flood
Date: 9/23/2022 11:17:00 AM
Profuse apologies, Milt. I don’t know if I failed to respond to your. Comment or if The Soup monster ate my reply. In any event, your comments are always appreciated and I’m glad you enjoyed this. Terry

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