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Be Not Complacent Bout Dire Global Warming

Be not complacent 'bout dire global warming... Thus spake Zarathustra necessitating donning layered clothing in tandem, especially trumpeting being with wise mind and economical exercising usage of fossil fuel completing most tasks involving driving automobile courtesy designing efficient, deliberate, and conscientious strategy consolidating tasks within one fell swoop, plus turning off heat and lights and adapting, learning to chill circadian rhythm nsync with nocturnal existence beef hitting and apropos to a Neanderthal caveman. Despite brisk temperatures today lo mein April fifth two thousand twenty two y'know, where exhalation generates puff daddy 'o air to flow after taking analogous sturm und drang dragon fiery cigarette slow - inhaling lungful of nicotine savoring fairly bequeathing air of savoir faire sophistication (despite yours truly being an idiot savant) Marlboro brand cigarettes with highest addictive ingredient of any holy smokes. Don't be fooled ice age cometh just because spate of cool Autumn like Spring weather brought coveted tolerable respite after blast of unseasonably raw cold temperature conditions (nevertheless buds bursting) just... like... a mere smattering number days (a week) ago, ye best not be wary nay - and put figurative guard down no including y'all fellow Earthlings - don't get smug, but snuggle though morning hath bro kin quite chilly, ah refreshing moost definitely worth crow wing about, Aesop prose "FAKE" king ace poe wit like... yours truly perhaps tubby up pro pray yet believe me you, suffocating humidity and haziness will become central warm front bringing scorching heat wave soon enough perceptibly slowing ability to conjure e'en feeble attempt to craft higglety pigglety measly, satisfactory flow 'o words - yea right I haint gonna get no dough tis exhilarating regarding average Joe biden his time at least till 20/24 election – whoa nineteen months from now hoop fully trumpeting bozo will be caricatured as threat to democracy, cuz he ain't dune planet earth any good actually his dynastic aspirations undermined biological cargo, and affected mooch mo' harm as he blithely axed environmental protections with his so so who cares attitude which inevitably spelt grow tusk elephant in the room compromising future generations welfare exhibits boomerang effect affecting yo children of a lesser god told me by dodo bird chimney sweeper sallow faced bummer resembling Frodo overwhelmed with basket of deplorable wretched status quo hither and yon to and fro he doth frantically go across terrestrial firmament, in toto sacrilegious, malicious, egregious... abominable primate shady hue man oh man now tis time I cue somber tune from oboe, whereby charmed snake (Cobra) entirely constructed and linkedin with a little help courtesy lego set now at poe wits end this soon tubby extinct bonobo doth bid thee adieu.

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