- When I Was Going To Pee -

If I were a boy - I would be a son If I were a boy - I would not use a pink dummy If I were a boy - I would be a brother If I were a boy - I would not wear ribbon in my hair If I were a boy - I would have been a young man If I were a boy - I would not walk with high heels If I were a boy - I would be a lovely man If I were a boy - I would find me a wife If I were a boy - I would drop housework If I were a boy - I would have been a husband If I were a boy - I would have had ten children If I were a boy - I would be a father to my children If I were a boy - I would read fairy tales in bed for all my ten children If I were a boy - I would be the grandfather of my grandchildren If I were a boy - I would sit in a rocking chair smoking my pipe The best thing about being a boy would probably be that I do not have to pull down my pants when I am going to pee 05.03.2012 A-L Andresen :9 Copyright © All Rights Reserved