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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required In continuation to poet Kevin Shaw's poem - Have you seen my Crocodile A CROCODILE, A LAMA AND A AMPUTEE . . . So: my camel and I had decided; on a nice day out shopping But; on the street, it sounded if someone was really hopping As a scream was coming out from the inside the bakers' shop The baker yelling you can’t bring him in here, this has to stop As the camel and I thought, what on earth can that racket be So we both legged it up the high street, as just in time to see A weird bloke with specs on, and his crocodile going into a bar And weird; as the scaly flippin’ crocodile; even had itself a scar Come on camel; I said, this is something, that we have to see At the bar; we rustled up so close, the camel was on my knee And; was not there a scaly crocodile, ordering a meal for three At the bar also was a lama; and, a bloke who was an amputee I don't mind saying; it all seemed to me just a little bit strange I thought a crocodile, and a lama, with an amputee I exclaimed And three meals arrived for the crocodile, all burgers and chips Downing a pint was laughable; as it kept coming out of his lips Three lots of burger and chips I said, that is sure a massive lot Forgetting my manners; as I watched as the crocodile did scoff No; three burgers and chips, should do it to take away the urge Said the amputee; or, else into your leg he might want to purge Lifting a stump aloft; said, how do you think I ended up like this Never ignore a hungry crocodile; or else something will go amiss The camel and, I was shocked to hear of this dreadful story told To come back while the crocodile is eating lunch, you are so bold O’ said the amputee, it is the lama; the crocodile of him is afraid When the crocodile went for my leg; the lama into him, then laid Hit the crocodile over the bonce, with, a bottle splitting his head Now they just eye-ball each other and nothing more is ever said Well; never in my life, have I ever heard, or, seen stranger things As the camel and I settled down and, ordered ourselves two gins So here’s to you Kevin, if you thought you wrote utter nonsense There is someone else who writes worse from their subconscious Dedicated to that "I Write Nonsense" - Kevin Shaw . . . : ) Indiana Shaw . . . ; )
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