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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required had a crush on good ol’ “jesus,” but being that he was all made up, s/he had to settle for the “jackhammer jesus,” a big strong dildo invented to make one cum in the name of the “lord!”--- now, her/his best friend had always wanted “buddha,” but much like “jesus,” he was fake too, so s/he had to settle for a big fat butterball of a blow up doll, shaped like that character & s/he banged him under a that bodhi tree--- whilst the horny christian & the lusty buddhist were pounding away their “prayers,” a jew & a muslim sat together in a dark basement straight out of that special scene in “Pulp Fiction,” where Ving Rhames got bent over & in front of them on that table they had a few sex toys in the shapes of sharp pointy stars & crescents--- deciding that the damage done to the both of them might be so severe that they wouldn’t be able to worship their imaginary characters later in the week, the two put on the muhammad & moses masks that they’d bought for each other earlier that day & began to french kiss through the holes whilst groping in the leather suits, bringing together civilizations which for all this time had been at war before this dawn of sloppy sex.
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