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The doctor injected something in me when I was just a embryo!
I figured my mother was the enemy standing at the end of the rainbow.
As a babe I use to take off my diaper and throw it at my baby sitter Sandy!
When I was a kid I bullied other children out of their candy.
In elementary my teacher asked what I would grow up to be? I stood in front of the
told her to kiss my azz and screamed like a banshee!
I remember the first time I played "house" with the girl next door.
She told me I was her pimp and she was my whore!
Before school I would get drunk on Belvedere.
I use to sit in class behind this nerd and thump him in the ear!
As a teenager I thought I was being haunted.
I would tell girls what they desired just to get what I wanted.
I use to get into fights a lot.
At 16 my Grandmomma caught me smoking pot!
My first job was a McDonald's drive-thru.
Customers would get an attitude, put me in a bad mood,
So I put a booger in their "big-mac," smiled, and said "Sorry I was rude to you!"
The year I turned 17, that Halloween I inhaled some gasoline.
That night my sister caught me masturbating to a magazine!
At 19 yrs old I became a world renowned gigolo.
Not long after I was abducted by a UFO!
I travelled constellations for over a decade.
"Marvin The Martian" returned me to earth after our last Venus Crusade.
It took me a couple years to readjust.
Even today I still smell like moondust!
And so I became a man with no self-control.
I'll forever stand a demented soul!!!
*Wrote for Olusequn Adelna contest "Make my head fall off (lol)"
This poem is purely fictional, my morbid humor;) Visit me on facebook
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