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The Only Objectively Meaningful Purpose for All Beings on Earth
"Hazardous areas are classified into zones based on an assessment of the
frequency of the occurrence and duration of an explosive gas atmosphere . . .
Zone 0 [is] an area in which an explosive gas atmosphere is present
continuously or for long periods."
--Health and Safety Executive
Your pleasures all are but abated pains,
For in and of itself is pain alone
The true objective value for all brains,
Whose function is to flee the 0 Zone;
Your baby's breath is baby's need to breathe,
Since shortness of the breath turns baby blue;
Its baby tooth? Its need--alack!--to teethe;
Its diaper washed? Its need to pee and poo;
Its Christmas toys? Its need to donate all;
Its proud "D+"? Its need to not feel dumb;
Its horny dick? Its need to ball and ball;
Its squirted wad? Its need to come and come;
While ova having no pains have no needs--
Till you or some big needy baby breeds.
Dedicated with Respect for the Countless Ova yet to Be Born into a World of One True Objective Value, which ain't "pleasure"
January 19, 2022
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