Free online greeting card maker or poetry art generator. Create free custom printable greeting cards or art from photos and text online. Use PoetrySoup's free online software to make greeting cards from poems, quotes, or your own words. Generate memes, cards, or poetry art for any occasion; weddings, anniversaries, holidays, etc (See examples here). Make a card to show your loved one how special they are to you. Once you make a card, you can email it, download it, or share it with others on your favorite social network site like Facebook. Also, you can create shareable and downloadable cards from poetry on PoetrySoup. Use our poetry search engine to find the perfect poem, and then click the camera icon to create the card or art.
Enter Title (Not Required)
Enter Poem or Quote (Required)
"I Also Heard 'He' Made Love to Dumbo"
According to the mariological thesis of the "conceptio per aurem," Mary conceived Jesus through the ear, her virginity thus remaining intact.
--ResearchGate, which had a bit of difficulty finding
an eyewitness as well as an ear specialist
* * *
"Though illusions exist, they are not real, for when the rabbit poofs out of the
magician's hat from nowhere, in reality, it poofs out the magician's hat from a
concealed secret compartment."
--an animal rights activist who argues the exploitation of rabbits for a
children's "magic" show is irrational and thus unethical--indeed,
instead of a rabbit, why not hole up your three-month-old baby
inside a concealed secret compartment for awhile to amuse yourself
"A jug with a concealed secret compartment is a magical prop for changing
water into wine."
--a rational man whose jug with a concealed secret compartment easily
fools the average Saturday-night drunk at the house party before his
driving home, or the typical Sunday-afternoon drunk at the tailgate
party exploiting pigs on a barbecue grill before he drives your tipsy
full booty home
"Anybody who believes in pregnant virgins flunked sex ed."
--a high school graduate who in having passed sex ed wears
condoms, and refuses to engage in sexual intercourse
with pregnant virgins
* * *
"So tell me, Mastermind, what is a 'mind'?
Or yet a 'spirit,' 'soul,' or 'holy ghost'?
Since faith in any concept undefined
Reveals a stock IQ of 3 at most!
Still I, like you, believe in 'Blirky' here--
Though even if invisible--Alas!--
'He' ought not whisper lewdly in one's ear
On coveting one's hairy virgin ass!
Which being male smooth bore a jackass son--
Miraculously bucking Logic's Rules!
While 'Blirky Junior'--not to be outdone--
With 'magic' wine and water Physics fools!
And 'BJ' loves to brook a grave Code Blue--
(When wishes 'He' to little children 'screw')."
Dedicated with Respect
children without a manger or barn to sleep in
Rhyme/Shakespearean Sonnet/Dramatic Monologue
January 17, 2022
"Latin Lessons" Poetry Contest
Enter Author Name (Not Required)