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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Futile effort to plunger the clogged kitchen sink... courtesy malfunctioning garbage disposal which won't be removed by onsite maintenance man UNTIL/UNLESS fruit fly excreta wiped off (impossible to access) areas along bathroom and kitchen walls so communicated "the warden." Thus we (yours truly and his missus) subjected to inhale putrid, offal, and noxious smelling stagnant water until every streak telltale sign regarding Drosophila melanogaster exuded excretory evidence vanishes without a trace vis a vis thru cutting qua yellow elbow grease. Aforementioned hardy critter approximately three millimeters in length and two millimeters in width one defiant little bugger proliferate - reproductive propensity of fruit fly enormous under ideal circumstances female lays about 500 eggs impossible mission to exterminate or extinguish pesky species without declaring total mortal kombat, and even then no guarantee targeted above named mite size bug nsync with his/her brethren blown to smithereens. Despite all pervasive existence plus ingress into mine nasal passage as nostril dam us foretold annoyance on par with midges flying up into nose far more tolerable synonymous with lesser of two evils versus exhausting these lovely bones tirelessly suctioning refuse pooling fetid water. I will seriously ponder posting gofundme site as a last ditch effort to escape nauseating effluence out the plumbing bowels worse smell than rotten Gotham sliding down into behavioral sink if management here at Highland Manor Apartments decrees fiat all secretion indeed linkedin with fruit fly eliminated.
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