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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required A calendar girl I certainly am not my assets aren’t what they once were ... pert boobies have drooped, they’ve sure gone to pot I think other ladies can concur. I’m realistic about the aging process As my body is droopy and sags And it causes me constant distress when my bra catches on pesky skin tags My hair colour comes from a bottle I must use dye to cover the grey So I apply it all at full throttle ... Hairdresser’s bills I don’t want to pay! My double chin it has expanded, you should see the size of my jowls and I expect that I’ll be reprimanded If I dare mention my runny bowels! I just suddenly dash to the loo as my bladder it feels fit to burst Drat, the ladies has such a long queue - when I use public toilets, I’m cursed! Sheer relief when I squat on the toilet (I must not let my tush touch the seat) Because sadly other women can ‘mark it’ their wee dribbles I don’t want to meet! I hate to admit that I’m aging and no longer am I a young lass But my husband is still so engaging and he can’t resist patting my a s s! MAINLY A FICTION POEM - SPONSOR TOLD US TO HAVE FUN! A Rattling Rhyme Contest Sponsored by Nina Parmenter 7/30/18
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