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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required I accidently let one loose, As easily as grease passes thru a goose, That moment I sincerely regret, But there was no stopping it. The large lady in the next pew, Jumped up and shouted, “OH GOD!, PHEW”! The congregation still will say, The Holy Spirit grabbed her that day. She was gagging and retching and flopping on the floor, All the while the pastor prayed, “More!, More!, More! That hellish cloud soon covered the church, And all at once they began to lurch. Praying to God for some salvation, Running and shouting strange lamentations, Wringing their hands in extreme regret, For awful sins they hadn’t committed yet. I was laughing and busting a gut, For what accidently jumped out of my butt, The cloud finally lifted and they began to behave, On that famous Sunday the whole church was saved. All because that day during the mass, I accidently let loose that Holy gas, They say God works in strange ways, It was certainly true that fateful day. May The Gas Be With You Farts Part 2 Poetry Contest Sponsored by Chantelle Anne Cooke 10/7/21
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