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Quote Left Carolyn Burnham: What are you doing? Lester Burnham: Nothing. Carolyn Burnham: You were masturbating! Lester Burnham: I was not. Carolyn Burnham: Yes you were! Lester Burnham: Oh, all right! So shoot me, I was whacking off! That's right, I was choking the bishop, chafing the carrot, you know, saying 'hi' to my monster! Quote Right
Quote Left The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little. Quote Right

Book: Shattered Sighs