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How Can She Fail

How Can She Fail

It must have been many years ago
When my mother often told me so
If you don't live by and obey the rules
People all end up becoming big fools.

So suppose it happened at next election
To rule thought they were an exception
And a thought in them truly does scare
President who will be wearing orange hair.

Thinks an illegal immigrant is in every pot
And down in Florida when it has to get hot
What he wants to do so he can even the score
Is shove them all out of an airplane door.

With no parachute whose surface is pourse
End up letting nature try to take its course 
After out of plane they all will do disembark
Land in ocean and end up eaten by a shark.

So now wherever we will happen to go
We gave a Hilary, Hilirah and Ho-Ho-Ho
As pleasing President who is first female
With husband like hers how can she fail?

James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet


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