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All man well almost

My suntan comes from a bottle
My hair from a wig maker in Peru
My legs are very hairy
I have to put my teeth in to chew
I have had plastic surgery
And a nip and tuck
And I'm soon to have my nose done
With a bit of luck
My lips are bigger than Mick Jagger's
And I have that wind tunnel look
And I'm quite a catch by anybodies book

But I'm all man
Well almost
But I do what I can
I do have a six pack
But keep it in the cooler
Yes I'm quite a man
I measured it with a ruler.

So come on ladies grab me while you can
When I've got my teeth in and wig up on my head
They say I look like George Clooney
But then I look in the mirror
And I think they meant Mickey Rooney.

Ar well can't have everything
But my heart is loving and true
I may not be organic no more
With all the plastic surgery
But there's much more than that to me.

Peter Dome.copyright.2014. July.


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  1. Date: 7/31/2014 12:39:00 AM

    anytime Peter :)
  1. Date: 7/30/2014 7:49:00 AM

    WOW, now that is good Peter, your tan from a bottle. I could not help myself, on the George Clooney and Mickey Rooney line... LOL... It's like you said, take me for what I am on the inside, loving and true,.... super love this..Linda
  1. Date: 7/29/2014 12:19:00 PM

    So very true!! Light & Love
  1. Date: 7/29/2014 1:43:00 AM

    Haha Peter.. Funny stuff!
  1. Date: 7/28/2014 8:11:00 PM

    I'm still the same writter I guess what I'm tying to say is simply I hope you and Vera will understand that over here we love this holiday and celebrate with a spooky write or two. But I hope you two don't think less of me for getting so sinister and writting really scarey stuff. You two mean alot two me and Tom. Sorry if I am rambling but I didn't get much sleep last night. Well take care, by the way I know I'm a little earily for holloween but I get ready for it earily, for that and christmas.
  1. Date: 7/28/2014 8:05:00 PM

    Ok Peter this is nothing less than interesting, it's funny but I'm just not use to this type coming from you my friend. But I'm glad you wrote this one for other reasons, I am working on my holloween poems, and they will be a little darker than your use to coming from me. But I am writting with the flavor of the season. When I was growing up people were scared at holloween, now it's funny masks and so on. I am a tradionalist I like to watch a scary movie for the purpose of being scared. cheri
  1. Date: 7/28/2014 7:02:00 PM

    Ha!Ha! so funny Peter, that is one great poem, despite all those things I am sure you are all man, take care my friend..............Vera............
  1. Date: 7/28/2014 4:09:00 PM

    Peter you are a funny man and this poem most certainly brought a smile to my face. Loved it, my friend....peter
  1. Date: 7/28/2014 3:23:00 PM

    So DO TELL, have you really had plastic surgery?
  1. Date: 7/28/2014 3:22:00 PM

    ahaha, I LOVE it, this is MY kind of poem, Peter!!! I left you a note at my turtle poem, but in case you dont' see it, thanks for what you said. One guy I think misread what I was trying to say. I was never one of those nymphomania kind of girls. quite the opposite! I was just crazy romantic and could not understand why the guy thought I was not right for him!
  1. Date: 7/28/2014 2:17:00 PM

    - You sounded like "the real thing" or man :))) - (I understand ..... your monkey photo :))) - Love this: "I have a six pack But keep it in the cooler ":)))) - Enjoy reading your poems today. Peter - Thanks for the nice visit on my poem. - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
  1. Date: 7/28/2014 1:11:00 PM

    Lol, so you are like a brand new man with all that work? Haha as long as your heart remains the same you have it made :)