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Ode to Vie My Love Hate Poem

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Disclaimer:  The first poem is purely the work of fiction.  Everyone who knows the lovely Vie knows how beautiful and amazing she is.  But, as most of you know, I ‘go for it’ when it comes to contests…so here we have it.
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*You asked for it girlie :)
                 
Whackjob
Vienna… I have to say you’re a freak Your poems are all in Greek Your life is one train wreck I’d never accept your check Do you even have two brain cells? Your breath probably smells You’d sell your body for a buck But who would screw a cold duck? So whackjob…don’t forget to bark Crawling home to the trailer park
Talented, Beautiful Viking
Vie, you are so amazingly skilled After reading your work, I’m thrilled You really brighten my day You’re like a banana parfait With cherries and whip cream And two shots of Jim Beam No you’re better than that Pretty as a Persian cat Sweet, agile and striking Like a sophisticated Viking Bonus lines (not included in contest ‘cuz this girl follows the rules) **************** And I’m sure, this poem I aced ‘cuz Vie, you have great taste :)

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  1. Date: 2/24/2014 11:53:00 AM

    Natalie just checking to see if you are still popping in and out, miss you and your work...David
  1. Date: 7/16/2013 5:43:00 AM

    Loud applause, Natalie. It seems you haven't been along in a while. Hurry back, crack poetess. Licia :-)
  1. Date: 1/5/2013 2:56:00 PM

    Dear Natalie, I must thank-YOU again for getting me on Poetrysoup, but I have not been on for a year so I have lost my membership I will be using Chef's site until he gets home Love You Respectfully, Kenny a Fledgling Poet
  1. Date: 12/22/2012 11:05:00 AM

    Dear Natalie, Hope this finds YOU and YOURS Healthy and High in the Spirit. Before I comment on this POETIC Masterpiece I beg YOUR Forgiveness as I have not spoken with YOU for so long This was YOUR last posted POEM back in Sept. I pray all is well with YOU and YOUR Family. I see Congratulations are in order for YOUR well deserved Win I Wish YOU and YOURS a very Merry Christmas and A Happy,Healthy, and Prosperous New Year LOVE ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Liege...Harry
  1. Date: 10/8/2012 5:44:00 PM

    quite a lambasting! ;) Congrad's on your win. Light & Love
  1. Date: 10/6/2012 11:50:00 PM

    I remember this and it so deserves to be on the winner's list. BIG congrats. Let me go see if you have any new poems up!!
  1. Date: 10/5/2012 8:21:00 AM

    Natalie, congratulations in Vienna Bombardieri "Let me have it then kiss my petunia" INTERESTING contest... TAKE CARE :-) Love PD
  1. Date: 10/5/2012 5:54:00 AM

    lol... Thank you for making me smile with this excellent take on Vie... The disclaimer was a nice touch. Congratulations on your win, Natalie. Love, Suzette
  1. Date: 10/5/2012 5:34:00 AM

    Congratulations on your win in Vienna's contest Natalie. Love, Carol
  1. Date: 9/26/2012 10:05:00 PM

    SPLENDID and fantastico!! It rates really high with ME anyway. I bet Vie LOVES it.
  1. Date: 9/18/2012 4:17:00 PM

    wow, Natalie,after the first one, remind me not to become an ememy of yours, just joking, in fact it is a very well written poem.. then the good bit, i like even better, because it is all about food and drink, Oh and my favourite viking as well!!!!!
  1. Date: 9/16/2012 6:30:00 PM

    Oh Natalie....your sure know how to be nasty, then turn it around kiss Vie's petunia....awesome write! Love it! Hugs
  1. Date: 9/16/2012 10:54:00 AM

    Mean/kind... Machete job, with bubble bath cleanup! Very 'nice' (the poem) and clever bonus... Terry

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