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Psychotic Vacation

We drove for hours with no motel in sight
We rejoiced to see the vacancy light

   Bates Motel seemed deserted
   Its manager perverted

At least we had a bed to spend the night

He gave us the key to room number one
Suggested a shower would be such fun

   He'd an Oedipus complex
   And we suspected his tricks

So before Norman returned we were gone

Vacation Humor Contest


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  1. Date: 7/30/2014 12:17:00 PM

    Good twist on the theme... Congrats on the win.
  1. Date: 7/29/2014 12:50:00 PM

    Diane, Sweet smiles to you, sweet smiles to all.. Congratulations, on making Carolyn's Vacation Humor contest list. LOVE LINDA
  1. Date: 7/29/2014 3:43:00 AM

    Hi Diane, I enjoyed your hilarious write and your well crafted winner!
  1. Date: 7/27/2014 8:44:00 AM

    Great witty one Diane,, laughed n laughed,, congrats on huge win!
  1. Date: 7/27/2014 7:27:00 AM

    hahah great win!!
  1. Date: 7/27/2014 6:24:00 AM

    Norm would have been glad to check you out, I'm sure. Well done! Congratulations.
  1. Date: 7/27/2014 12:47:00 AM

    Nice funny and interesting poem, Congrats, Diane
  1. Date: 7/26/2014 6:22:00 PM

    Haha!! well done...witty indeed, Diane! congrats on your win:) // paul
  1. Date: 7/26/2014 4:15:00 PM

    Great win. Congratulations. Love, Joyce
  1. Date: 7/26/2014 1:35:00 PM

    Way to go with this great winning work..Congrats...Sara
  1. Date: 7/26/2014 11:53:00 AM

    Hehehehehe! I really love this clever humorous piece. Congratulations on a great well-deserved win!
  1. Date: 7/26/2014 11:37:00 AM

    Dear Diane, This is a hoot! Thank you for sharing your humor with us. Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn
  1. Date: 7/26/2014 5:24:00 AM

    Great description of the movie..At least you had knowledge and moved on..Reads like a winner to me..Sara
  1. Date: 7/19/2014 3:20:00 PM

    Ha! Glad you saw through him. Very funny poem, that I am sure will to well in the contest.
  1. Date: 7/19/2014 1:39:00 PM

    LOL Great write. Good luck in the contest. Hugs Jan xx