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New Year's Resolution inspired by John Cameron Swayze

Author's Note:  If you have never seen the advertising contributions of John Cameron Swayze, take a moment to watch a few of his videos.  Then, enjoy this limerick (which in combination with the videos) provides some interesting inspiration for the new year.  

We suggest a vagina's for sex
And hope the possessor expects
To take a licking
And keep on ticking
Over and over like a Timex 

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  1. Date: 1/21/2015 1:46:00 PM

    I don't know what Swayze has to do with vaginas. But this sure is a good comparison to overuse and abuse of a good thing!
  1. Date: 1/17/2015 6:41:00 PM

    Happy New Year Duke :) I watched a few John Cameron Swayze video's on u tube . I do remember them !
  1. Date: 1/4/2015 1:59:00 PM

    Big grin on my face, Duke...Lol!! :) john.
  1. Date: 1/1/2015 6:25:00 PM

    Made me smile - great limerick:-) Hugs jan xx
  1. Date: 1/1/2015 11:23:00 AM

    - A great limerick, dear Duke :) - I wish you a Happy New Year !!! - // Anne-Lise :)

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