Otay! I’m an *alien, toe what?
I used to wive on the *planet Pluto
Too told! TOE, I moved to the *moon
BORING (Eveeting was too white!)
So I fwew down to Law Tageles
Where I betame a BIG movie *tar
Cwashed a party and guess who tame?
Yep, I taw dat puddy-tat teak in too
Den he tunned me wit his *tun gun!
Wucky for me, I dot away tumhow
Now I got dis widdle speech intetiment…
Witten on: 3/5/2014
For Shadow Hamilton’s 'Spaceship' tontest