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Religion: Hitting Yourself Over The Head With a Hammer

Christianity: “hitting yourself over the head with a hammer so that when you stop it feels so good.”

Judaism: “hitting yourself over the head with a hammer because you are a chosen one.”

Muslim: “It feels good hitting other people over the head with a hammer.”

Hinduism: “Watching everyone else hitting themselves and others with hammers and finding it amusing.”

Sikhism: “Letting the Guru hit you over the head with a hammer so that when he stops it feels so good.”

Confucianism: “Hitting yourself and your family members over the head with a hammer, in a highly refined manner, for the sake of the community.”

Theravada Buddhism: “There is no one to do the hitting, no hammer, no people to hit and it feels horrible.”

Mahayana Buddhism: “Telling other people that there is no one to do the hitting, no hammer, no people to hit and it feels horrible.”

Vajrayana Buddhism: “There is no one to do the hitting, no hammer, no people to hit and it feels fantastic.”

Jainism: “Please stop hurting all the poor hammers!”

Rastafarian: “Let’s make a hammer shaped spliff! “

Daoism: “Hitting yourself over the head with hammer without hitting yourself over the head with a hammer.”

Masonic: “Let’s sell all these stupid people hammers.”

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  1. Date: 3/30/2015 6:36:00 AM

    The title and the contents had me laughing. Now you must be careful as all those offended by this seek to hit you in the head with their "hammers".

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