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Out Pops - a collab with Olive Eloisa Guillermo

Two poets who couldn't agree Raise their voices to their loud pleas One wasn't able to stop His zip open, out pops! Haha, it's a pea, not the size of a tree ©J. A. Fraser and O. E. Guillermo 15.18pm, April 07, 2015

Copyright © James Fraser | Year Posted 2015

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I Once Had a Gray Cat That Could Clog

I once had a gray cat that could clog
and was better than any old dog.
His feet work was fast
but stardom didn’t last
when he fell for this stunning tree frog.

My gray cat and tree frog was to wed
on night he was to dance for our bread.
He got very sick
when frog he did lick
was quiet toxic, now gray cat is dead.

When gray cat finally reached cloud nine
told gate keeper he was feeling fine.
Though he looked quite green
he captured the scene
when he clogged to the front of the line.

Copyright © 2011 By Caryl S. Muzzey

Nineth Place Winner ~ "Any Funny Poem” Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Destroyer Poet
Aug. 14, 2011

Copyright © Caryl Muzzey | Year Posted 2011

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The Gods' Family Tree

An Egyptian I never could be,
but since reading of their history,
in limerick form
I now write to inform
my friends of the Gods’ family tree.

From “Waters of Chaos” came Nun,
the only God under the sun.
The first piece of ground
rose up as a mound.
Hun stood there and coughed up a son!

Hun spat out the God of Air, Shu,
and he spat out a cute goddess too.
Tefnut was her name.
Moisture was her fame.
She and Shu beget children - two!

Their son was named Geb; the girl, Nut.
I’m not sure how to say her name, but
I sure like to say
Goddess Sky’s name the way
that rhymes with the famous King Tut.

When he laughed, the son Geb, “God of Earth,”
made the earth shake beneath his great girth.
I think Geb is busy
in modern days, for he
quakes often, for he’s fond of mirth!

For the tale to proceed, there ensued
some more incest, and not to be crude,
Nut, the Goddess of Sky,
got it on with the guy,
King of Earth, and they had a big brood.

There came forth from their coupling,
Queen Isis and a new Earth King,
Osiris, who was
a good king because
he ruled all rebirth, a great thing!

One son, against harmony, came
to kill Osiris, and his name
was Seth; once again
like the story of Cain -
an envious brother to blame.

But Seth got his just desserts when,
having married his Mom Isis, then
he was killed by HIS son,
named Horus, who won
the throne, and so “good” ruled again.

From Seshat to Sekmet to Rah,
Gods were worshipped by ancients with awe.
You’d have worshipped them too
had you been born to do
your poems on papyrus. Ha ha.

Copyright © Andrea Dietrich | Year Posted 2011

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In A Land Far Away Is A Tree

In a land far away is a tree,
In which there lives a small bee,
His continuous buzz,
Is the work that he does,
It seems like a good job to me.

Copyright © Sharon Smith | Year Posted 2012

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Palm Tree Delight

P   A   L   M      T    R     E      E      D   E   L   I   G   H   T
Written by Catherine Reinke


In your arms, I lay behold ,
gentle winds and sea salt kiss.
Shade full arms from hot sun bold 
coco milk sweet, lovers dish.

My naked skin, sun loves to play
lying under this palm tree day.

Listen  to your  arms wind sound.
No gentler tender song I’ve found.

Tension, grief, sorrow and more,
all left behind seaside’s door.

For here life’s origins, beget and made
ancient past lives, memories to fade.

But here in Tulum, my friendship sea
I find myself, in gentle palm tree.

And so from youth my memory serves
a poem that retold again deserves.

“that only God can make a tree and
…poems are written by fools like me”

Truly then and true today
That Godly art create tree play.

For made he did a vast array
charming comfort of trees I say.
Strong steadfast oaks.
Wispy willows.
Lilac purples for ones pillow.
Cedar pillars ancient.
Rain forest lush,
only the palm tree 
makes me bush.

Round coco breasts filled with milk.
Erect pillar penetrating fronds of silk.


So, in your arms I want to be
naked, contentment, happy and free.
And so end my tree poetic attempt
of my love affair palm tree spent.












Copyright © catherine Reinke | Year Posted 2009

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Solace Behind A Tree

After guzzlin' beer Gus needed to pee.

  He sought solace behind a nearby tree.

     Before the judge he was fined,

        To which Gus gravely opined:

            "Where e'er you be let yer water flow free!"

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired

Copyright © Robert L. Hinshaw | Year Posted 2016

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My Very Own Tree Stump

He really was as dumb as a tree stump Carried all his weight in his big old rump But I fell for his line And made him all mine 'Cause he was as sweet as dear Forest Gump

Copyright © Barbara Gorelick | Year Posted 2010

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The Very Same Tree

Racism is what really annoys me
For we were all in the very same tree
When we came down to the ground
We just spread around
And that's how there is you and there's me

Copyright © James Fraser | Year Posted 2011

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Autumn

Aged wings with fairy sound
Swirl as colors gather round.
Many more fill the air
Glide as grace for all to share,
Final rest upon the ground.

Copyright © Richard Breese | Year Posted 2015

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Two Monkeys in a Tree

Two monkeys laughed their heads off in a tree.
It was because of the sight they did see.
There was a hole in the ground.
Three moles scratched and jumped around.
They were bitten by a lunatic flea.

© October 9, 2011
Dane Smith-Johnsen

Copyright © Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen | Year Posted 2011

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Samantha's Tree

Samantha once scampered a tree
To see whatever she could see.
So far up did she boost
That an owl came to roost
On Sammy's precarious knee.

Copyright © Richard Breese | Year Posted 2014

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The old tree Lee


                                   The old tree Lee had the seed of an idea
                                    He wanted blisters on skin for diarrhea
                                         Meeting was held in Casablanca
                                           All wrote limerick haiku tanka
                                     Compost bed urea soup and Cytherea
















© Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
18 December 2014

Copyright © RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY | Year Posted 2014

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Walked Into A Tree



One two three silly old me Went for a walk, walked into a tree Who put that there A conspiracy I swear Or maybe a pretty girl distracted me you see

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2016

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'You're Going to Break Your Neck'

~~~"You're Going To Break Your Neck ! " ~~~


I see red and orange amidst the green.
Occasionally faces can be seen
hiding in the branches there, 
climbing trees without a care
and I order them down 'cause I'm just mean.

They're up above the ground, oh so high.
Any closer and they could touch the sky.
"Hey you, get your butt down!"
I bellow , with a frown
and they grudgingly climb down with a sigh.

Memories are short and they're up there again.
My nerves are starting to feel the strain.
"Get out of that tree right now!"
I holler like a mad cow.
Acting responsible is just a pain.

The sun is out and the kids are wild.
The poor trees out front are now defiled.
Beneath the tree is now found
broken branches all around,
but at least no broken bones of a child.




~~not 'the end,' I'm sure~~~

Copyright © Francine Roberts | Year Posted 2011

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My Wee Tree



Very, very naughty I can sometimes be Turning over a new leaf but I sure need to pee Be back in a jiff Well that's really if I can zip my zipper without snagging my wee tree

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2016

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Sometimes Drives Me Up A Tree



Wise and understanding we hope to be Circumstances can sometimes drive us up a tree But in spite of these times Friendships still shine And live forever in our favourite old dungarees © Jack Ellison 2016

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2016

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My Wee Tree



Very, very naughty I can sometimes be Turning over a new leaf but I sure need to pee Be back in a jiff Well that's really if I can zip my zipper without snagging my wee tree

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2016

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Walked Into A Tree



One two three silly old me Went for a walk, walked into a tree Who put that there A conspiracy I swear Or maybe a gorgeous female distracted me

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2016

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My Wee Tree



Very, very naughty I can sometimes be Turning over a new leaf but I sure need to pee Be back in a jiff Well that's really if I can zip my zipper without snagging my wee tree

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2016

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Home Humor Tree

My Horn Humor Tree

Have you seen my Horn Humor tree
Of course, it was named after me
No one else wanted to see their name
Be insulted by receiving the blame.

What I surely shall do is continue on
When finally finished and then done
After I mature and are fully grown
Will let you start one of your own.

Jim Horn

Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2016

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The Poet, ‘Neath a Tree


There once was a great man named Poet,
He sat, ‘neath a tree, with Bob- his pet.  
He would wish all the time
That he could write a rhyme, 
But instead settled for cigarette.

Copyright © Ernesto P. Santiago | Year Posted 2008