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Limerick Easter Poems | Limerick Poems About Easter

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Easter Bunny's Demise

The Easter Rabbit had a spat with his wife
She said  the dumb eggs were ruining her life
Laying eggs is so boring
Then there's your snoring
He met his demise with her carving knife...

NOTE:..apparently she borrowed the knife from
the farmer's wife ,who had been having trouble
with some blind mice.

For the "Clue" contest

Copyright © Barbara Gorelick | Year Posted 2013

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Easter in Nonsense Alley

John and Jack Bunny are snoozin'
For Easter will keep them both cruisin'

Cute, puffy white tails
Big, tall ears like sails

Hippity hop!  Those kids are droolin'

Copyright © Kimberly Shaw | Year Posted 2015

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Egg Hunt

The Easter egg hunt was a blast,
With everyone running quite fast. 
Confetti in our hair
Not to mention underwear
Let's hope that dye isn't cast.

Copyright © Jaycee Cervenka | Year Posted 2015

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Splitting Easter Hares

T'was Easter morn and she thought it strange and funny,
Her basket contained neither chocolate, eggs nor money,
But there laid in the Easter grass,
To the surprise of the happy lass,
Was a package of batteries signed " Energizer Bunny".

Description of my love's Easter basket this morn, she found in the hay barn.
 April 24, 2011

Copyright © Robert A. Dufresne | Year Posted 2011

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Taking sides in discussions holily
About whether Uran used his willy
Means you're trapped in their game -
Either side is the same:
Cock distracts, cash departs, crowd stays silly.


The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand interprets important Slovenian affairs for the non-Slovene speaking world.

Copyright © Julian Bohan | Year Posted 2013

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Trixie Sunshine-A Bunny Tail with Special Guest Appearance by Clumsy Sugar Drop aka Daniel Turner

A mighty quick bunny named Trixie hopped to fast n fell in the thick sea we threw him out a line thanks to God he was fine off he scampered after cute Pixie Our dear Pixie she couldn't be caught the advances of Trixie she fought it was love at first sight wrestling throughout the night quite soon baby bunnies would be brought Clumsy Sugar Drop, the rabbit cop brought that nonsense to a screeching stop gave out prophylactics in eggs made of plastic now Pixie makes Cadbury egg drops

Copyright © Tim Smith | Year Posted 2016