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Granny had a yellow cat


                            Granny had a yellow cat Matty Sand-arum
                       She was fond of Cherry Blossom and bubblegum
                                       Cherry ached in her tummy
                                          Bubble is double balmy
                   She yelled out scummy gummy and fell into the scum











    Granny had a yellow cat/Limerick©Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty 18 November 2014


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Fat Cat

Once upon a time there lived a cat

And this cat was much, much, much too fat.

The mice he did ignore.

His treats came from the store.

The mice were safe unless on them he sat.






by Francine Roberts, for Cat Contest


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Homer The House Cat

He called himself Homer the house cat
And mostly ate tuna with pork fat
After lunch he'd meow
'Nearly upchuck his chow!
And grin like an overstuffed wombat!


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Hello Kitty

There was a cat from the city
who thought she was purrfectly pretty
But a dog  chased her down
Almost running her out of town
And that did upset Miss Kitty

You best be believin'
That Miss Kitty got even
 She rounded up a cat posse
And they  scratched up the doggie
Now the poor mutt is grievin'




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I Once Had a Gray Cat That Could Clog

I once had a gray cat that could clog
and was better than any old dog.
His feet work was fast
but stardom didn’t last
when he fell for this stunning tree frog.

My gray cat and tree frog was to wed
on night he was to dance for our bread.
He got very sick
when frog he did lick
was quiet toxic, now gray cat is dead.

When gray cat finally reached cloud nine
told gate keeper he was feeling fine.
Though he looked quite green
he captured the scene
when he clogged to the front of the line.

Copyright © 2011 By Caryl S. Muzzey

Nineth Place Winner ~ "Any Funny Poem” Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Destroyer Poet
Aug. 14, 2011


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Cats Outside My Window

I wake at two a.m
Cats outside my window
Fighting screeching moaning
Honey, what the heck is going on
I don't know
But, could you stop with all the singing


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Dexter

A serial killer named Dexter
His victim's wounds they would just fester
He causes great fear
To those that are near
He'll pounce on a mouse just like a jester

© 2013 Rick Zablocki


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Easter Hijinks

While I was out watching the children hunt for Easter eggs,
The neighbor’s dadgum dog kept trying to hump my leg.
A nasty stray alley cat killed the doggone Easter bunny.
For some strange reason the kids thought that was funny.
Then my good wife brought me an ice cold beer straight from the keg. 


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A Dog And A Cat And A Flea

A dog and a cat and a flea,
All sat down to some tea,
They all ate some ham,
With some bread and some jam,
And were all as content as can be.


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Pasta cat

There was a large cat from Llanelli
Who was terribly fond of spaghetti
One day out of menace
He travelled to Venice
Where he dined in the sun on a jetty.


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The Cat And The Rat

There once was Princess the cat
Who found a big fat hairy rat
She brought it in to play
But mother said no way
And found her a very big metal bat


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Some Limericks...

She’s out there chasing a cricket

Through bush, through shrub & through thicket

Together they hop

Fugitive, cop

But when she gets it, she just wants to lick it!
 

A cat whose vet took his eye

Just cannot quite understand why

His eye’s been enucleated,

3-D vision reduciated,

So now, he keeps an eye out for an eye

 
Ya gotta keep limericks loose

Think green eggs, or perhaps Dr. Seuss

They’re structured, it’s true,

But they’re also a zoo

Whose tenants are all on the loose!


I frolic in fountains of words

Overflowing with serious absurds

Each poem I write

Wakes up and takes flight

Joining angels and faeries and birds

 
You ask that we write a good limerick

How to do so, I haven’t a glimmerick

So I struggle and frown

Teaching  poems to clown

So a smile on your lips will be shimmerick

 
A cat with a mouth full of mouse

Brought her feast right into my house

She played with her food

Who was not in the mood

To be a banquet of mouse in the house

 
The nightmares that shadow my sleep

Stampede the proverbial sheep

Right out of my mind

When I try to unwind

I find my appointment with sleep hard to keep

 
In her search for original truth

She met people unsavory and couth

She knitted and purled

But only unfurled

Yarns told by new age and old youth

 
Cat, suddenly pink,

Drinks her water from out of the sink

She looks so absurd

Since she’s been de-furred

I really don’t know what to think!

 
If one and one is two and two is four,

And there’s only two ways to go through  a door,

Then, is earth up or down?

And, where is down town?

These are questions we need to explore!

 
A was that is an is

Tried to mind my biz

But I sent it packing,

Its presence was lacking

And I don’t have time for such shiz!


A couple who lived in Los Lunas

Loved the wide desert sky’s crystal blueness

They’d stare at the air,

Over here, over there

And rejoice at the feeling of newness

 
A cat with a very fat gut

Found it easier to walk on his butt

He’d drag it around

Across carpet and ground

And use it to slam the doors shut

 
Said the Missus to her dear Mr. Otter,

“There’s something I think that you oughta

Do before we get old

To protect us from cold –

You oughta make the hot water hotter!”

 
The ghosts who live up in my attic

Make noises that sound much like static

I’ve tried to send them away,

But they’re here to stay,

Those staticky ghosts in my attic


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DOG AND CAT CHASE

qoute: "a man chases a woman until she catches him." 
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how sweet this maiden of ron’s heart lays
with flair for whooping sensual grace
   in balmy weather
   tied bells together 
now it’s linda’s turn to make the chase


but fragrant lure matched with poetry
imprisons man in lush mystery
   when she swings her hips
   his mind flops and flips
it’s hubby chasing  smooth chemistry!


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(( for Linda Marie's "Loveland Limerick"))
    by nette onclaud



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Cool the snazzy cat



                                Cool the snazzy cat stole a tiger's wife
                                   Fed her a mix of kiss and Nutrilife
                                             She was a tigress
                                           And could not digress
                              From the logic of " kill cool without hype"


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My little blue cat


                                         My little blue cat Bumbie
                                      Found in the street a Frumbie
                                           Frumbie was a beetle
                                            Mischievously kittle
                                      Kicked cat's ass like a brumby










        My little blue cat/Limerick/ Copyright©Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty 11/18/2014


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My Adulterous cat

                            Meeni slept in bed with a big brown cockroach
                                  “It’s an adulatory, ", I went to broach
                                           She growled like panther
                                              "I love Mr. Gunther”
                            "Dad,go and  bum around Miss Apricot Poach”


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Scotland in Pawn's Dreams

Scotland in Pawn's Dreams

A visit to Scotland in Pawn’s dreams
Means grinding and riding little steams
Bout clouds know how to mark
Send battered skin as stark
And then kitty cat walks in sunbeams

5/5/2014


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My cute cat Meenie

                                    My cute cat Meenie laid an egg

                                       It was very hazy and vague

                                          Meenie laughed a little

                                         Dad, the egg was brittle
                 
                                   In lovemaking he missed his leg


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Flat Cat

Skippity doo, skippidy dat,
I jumped over my pussycat,
Doing it just once more
I slipped upon the polished floor,
Now pussy looks quite flat.


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Ornery Cat

Simba's an ornery cat says the vet

  During visits both get greatly upset

      Simba grumbles and hisses

         Not at me or the missus

            But at the vet who ain't tamed him as yet

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved


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Katy dipped her tabby cat in the pot of brine



                            Katy dipped her tabby cat in the pot of brine
                             She was settled to make his fur silky and shine
                                         But to her utter depression
                                         Raising a pertinent question
                         The Tabby baby took wing to ride the cloud nine 


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The cat had a hunch



                                The cat had a hunch  and she got her wish
                           She hunched her back and jumped on a side dish
                                             The dish had to diffuse
                                        And he croaked out the news
                                "Cat,You're a bit odd; sort of a queer fish."


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FREDDIE AND FELIX


                                  Freddie a fury to the red herring dish
                                  Felix zeroed in on the waft of the fish
                                       Freddie the dog winked at Felix
                                      The cat's eyes were double helix
                            They toggled a shark at the Barth's Park Office











FREDDIE AND FELIX/Limerick Copyright© Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty 19 November 2014


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A DEAD CAT BOUNCE

             





                        Hogg went to market and bought trouble an ounce
                           A seedy dog barked so bad he had to pounce
                                       The dog puked a tabby cat  
                                       And the cat big Hardy hat                                                                                     
                        An ounce of common sense, brat, a dead cat bounce


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Lucky

There once was a cat named Lucky
Thrown from a car that was junky
With a broken jaw
And a broken paw
Now she is pretty much spunky


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FRIENDSHIP ENDED


          A young robin my cat once befriended
          Till one day the relationship ended
                  I came home to find
                  That my cat changed her mind
           For from her mouth a feather extended


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LIMERICK FOR MY CAT


                          The Beetle soup?not a ghost of a chance
                        I was rude I did not want she could prance
                                  She gave a ghost of a smile
                                    With intention to beguile
                         And jumped out of the window in a trance


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KYD MY CAT

                          Kyd my cat played hooky from giddy-up to whoa
                              I had to send him to the land of Mauna Loa
                                    He changed from bad to worse
                                           By debits to my purse
                                 "Papa","I am Cavity the cat boana boa"












                             KYD MY CAT/Limerick/fun/humor/nonsense/cat/
                                  Copyright© RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY
                                                      11/20/2014


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Betty the Little black stout Cat

Betty the Little black stout cat
Was busy chasing a Rat
Like Tom in the cartoon Tom and Jerry
You know their rows are a little scary
When suddenly her paw got stuck on the mat
And she fell on her nose flat


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Cat and Mouse


When the Cat met the Mouse at the mall,
They got along fine and all…
Until Cat saw Mouse’s house!
And she spat at the Mouse,
Hissing, “It’s no more than a hole in the wall!!”