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Hollywood Holocaust

Fake in this city everyone takes. Money,Greed and sin indeed a ground were 
Satan surely breeds, This generation is raised to understand that Hollywood is 
the land of promise and plan the beautiful people that see life as so very simple 
as though their way of life is America's new temple. The big homes and nice cars 
a scar of success their all better than the rest i mean really are we to worship 
fake breast.

So my name is not on some walk of fame or my life displayed on freeze frame, 
hey that's the price of fame oh you feel violated when some one sticks a camera 
in your face and you take them to court and swear you have a case.

America don't conform to some Hollywood taste its just a waste what we 
sacrifice for them so they can be some big Hollywood gem and make millions of 
dollars for them. Right now i'am going to go out on a limb, i say all Hollywood is... 
is one big toilet to piss in never should any one inspire to go to Hollywood and 
build some fairytale empire along side these chump entertainers for higher.
America we must set our standards higher put out this raging Hollywood fire the 
need for a positive influence is dire.

Copyright © Cole Beck

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Same Thing Will Expect

Same Thing Will Expect

For people to understand patience and endure
They will need much exposure to composure
Then like others may become all the merrier
Be quiet not blundering breaking sound barrier.

What if you were to die not now but other day
Being sure you had made up bed yesterday
So someone else can lay in clean bed last night
Now worrying about bed bugs that may bite.

Suppose your bed was never made up instead
And they did discover what you often did dread
You went to heaven forgetting to properly dress
Not only that left your whole room a big mess.

When you die be sure that devil you're hating
Room definitely clean and properly straighten
Or maybe I must be more specific and direct
God in His heaven the same thing will expect.

James Thomas Horn, Retired Veteran

After I had finally had found all of my futility,
I was humble and thanked God for His humility.

Another take on my Will Rogers style of poetry.

Copyright © James Horn