Uncle Poems - Poems about Uncle

...Promised a honey baked life by Uncle Sam, a V.A. loan, and a mini-van. Three kids and a fenced yard. It should be attainable to those who worked so hard. They served, they sacrificed as mother's......Read the rest...

...the annual fluffy Christmas dance is about to begin We sat ourselves down next to my cousin Finn Shhh! He said, pointing to the Christmas tree. Be quiet if you are going to sit next to me. So I......Read the rest...

...I like to write a verse or two, I do it all the time Oftentimes it’s limericks, and sometimes perfect rhyme But this is not my hobby, it’s just something that I do I have a hobby and I write, but ......Read the rest...

...I was trying to help the birdie the diabolical cat lied I saw my parakeet Poindexter, shivering by his side Then why does he look frozen with fear? I asked the cat. I think he saw something awful,......Read the rest...

...When mama made her famous green Jello dessert We knew something big was about to happen to our family. Sometimes it was company like Great-Grandma’s sister, Gert. Other times it meant we were gett......Read the rest...

...I am forming my own wild sports team Grandma said. We all wondered what in the atmosphere she had in her head. Racquetball? Hockey? Wrestling? Softball or what? Not sure yet, she said, but you may......Read the rest...

...Put some cloves in orange elf, and inhale away. Wait! Yelled Orange Elf. Don’t I get some say? I don’t like my petootsie touched like that. Or any of my other body parts, that’s a fact! But he ......Read the rest...

...YOU ARRIVED ON CUE I SUPPOSE RIGHT AFTER THE CHRISTMAS DAY ARSONS MURDERS PROCLAIMING MY LIFE WAS IN GRAVE DANGER WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ARSON MURDER 8 ELDERLY PERSONS PARISHES PROCLAIMED MY EX HUSBA......Read the rest...

... The Man Miracle Man 4/19/2024 An old geezer who had a thin truncal, was cursed with a large neck carbuncle, He wasn’t the same, after bad news came, of cannibals making a meal of ......Read the rest...

... (In memory of Uncle Thomas) Bumpy breeze, like a blasting roar That day when you did soar without an oar Twenty-two years of sorrow, too long For many years, I sang a solemn song Days of dar......Read the rest...

...Chubby patriot clown spun like a top. I wish he would stop! I wish he would stop! Why doesn’t he drop? Why doesn’t he drop? This was said by my lazy uncle Cyclop. He’s doing okay, grandma inter......Read the rest...

...CRISIS TEAM : HELLO WE ARE HERE TO HELP AGENT BROWN: I AWAKEN EVERY NIGHT IN TOTAL FEAR FOR MY SAFETY AFTER WEARING WIRES PREGNANT BUYING WEAPONS AND DRUGS FEARING FOR MINE AND MY CHILDREN LIVES ......Read the rest...

...Deathbed Prayer I asked my pastor to pray At the deathbed of my uncle With my aunt and me He shuffled his feet and Looked away in an awkward And most uncomfortable way I, too, was uneasy Bu......Read the rest...

...I flew to Chicago last Friday night my great uncle was turning a hundred. The plan was to fly-in Friday, party Saturday, and fly out Sunday. No missed school. The air felt colder in Chicago, th......Read the rest...

...Seven decades and going strong swimming the currents of Life on song, with ease and elegance he swims gold medals in galore he wins, In Physics and Maths he is wired of its energy and speed, nev......Read the rest...