Zoo Limerick

A struggle ensued at the zoo

when King Lion met Jack Kangaroo.

Leo tried to attack,

but Jack fired right back:

"Are you crazy, Cat? I know Kung Fu!"


For Geraldine Taylor's  The Creative Collective Anthology Series - Comic Version
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010


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Date: 11/3/2014 11:14:00 PM
Great Limerick!
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Date: 6/13/2012 7:32:00 AM
Andrea congrats on your win..David
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Date: 6/12/2012 8:33:00 PM
delightful read that deserves a super fine win, andie.. congrats on your many awards as well.. keep 'em coming!!..:) how 's the shoulder??.:) huggs!
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Date: 6/12/2012 8:49:00 AM
Great job my friend...another awesome win!! Happy for you & many congrats...:)
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Date: 6/12/2012 7:25:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in P.D.'s "#2 Another Crazy & Fun Limerick" contest Andrea. Love, Carol
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Date: 6/12/2012 2:36:00 AM
Big Congrats Andy still laughing xx
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Date: 6/11/2012 7:58:00 PM
cute and clever and perfectly limericked!
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Date: 6/11/2012 6:54:00 PM
Congrats, Andrea. Outstanding. Great job. Nice going. Thanks for your recent comments. hugs, Ralph
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Date: 6/11/2012 4:27:00 PM
Andrea...this little limerick is filled with all kinds of energy...Heck, I like it way more than mine! Fantabulous write...saving it for my favs!!! :) Gwendolen
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Date: 6/11/2012 12:42:00 PM
ANDREA, , CONGRATS WITH YOUR AWESOME LIMERICK,,, XOX~PD
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Date: 5/17/2010 6:20:00 PM
HAHAHAHA! Great!
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Date: 5/17/2010 12:23:00 PM
Lol, I sure could picture Jack kangaroo in my head--very funny, Andrea :) super happy this won :) eep almost 330 am here!!
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Date: 5/14/2010 8:58:00 AM
Cute limerick here, Andrea and good luck in Linda's contest!! Thank you for your recent comments ... I seem to be way behind in mine ... Hope you have lots of sunshine and a wonderful weekend!!
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Date: 5/10/2010 10:18:00 PM
LOLzz.CORNY N THE MOST AWESOMEZ WAY!R U CRAZY MOTHA F*CKA?!? IN UR ENDING THOUGH, I CAN TELL YOUR 54. bUfFy
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Date: 5/10/2010 10:29:00 AM
Hey Andrea, This is hilarious! Congrats on your win...and thnx for your comments on my writes...hugs, Jimmy
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Date: 5/10/2010 8:41:00 AM
The title is Twilight Temptations and its at the bottom of page 6 last time I looked ..I posted more poems so it may have jumped to another page as now there are not so many showing on one page like before... also could u read y Perfect Proposal again and let me know if I messed it up .. got some feedback that it was wrong.. thankxxx..luv.. Linda-Marie..
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Date: 5/9/2010 9:54:00 PM
Congratulations on the win! Dan C
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Date: 5/9/2010 7:26:00 PM
It's a beautiful very witty write my friend and quite amusing also. A very well deserve win in the contest. Congratulations. I have placed two new poems link with each other. Hope you would find them interesting. Love and best wishes ......Ravindra....Andrea Dietrich
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Date: 5/9/2010 7:01:00 PM
No "Breathless" is NOT for Constance new contest.. my entry is an old poem revamped and retitled Twilight Temptations and is at the bottom of page 6 on my list of poems... I wrote it many years ago and can u guess who my subject and inspiration was many years ago? it has three letters in his name...YEP....luv.. Linda-Marie.. hope u had a great M.D. ..I sure did...luv..
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Date: 5/9/2010 7:34:00 AM
Haha, nice one Andrea. Made me chuckle, congratulations on your win in the contest >> James
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Date: 5/9/2010 6:01:00 AM
Sorry, Andrea, I have no ides why my comment was posted twice!!!
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Date: 5/9/2010 6:00:00 AM
Great and funny write in this Limerick, Andrea! And congrats on your success in the contest! Well, 'roos know how to fight, especially the Great Grey ones...When the German army wanted to destroy teh Ghetto after they had deported nearly all Jewish people living there, a few young Jewish fighters remained in hiding in the canalization system of the Ghetto and even fought bravely the german soldiers for some weeks before they had to give up and were killed later...Love, Gert
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Date: 5/9/2010 5:59:00 AM
Great and funny write in this Limerick, Andrea! And congrats on your success in the contest! Well, 'roos know how to fight, especially the Great Grey ones...When the German army wanted to destroy teh Ghetto after they had deported nearly all Jewish people living there, a few young Jewish fighters remained in hiding in the canalization system of the Ghetto and even fought bravely the german soldiers for some weeks before they had to give up and were killed later...Love, Gert
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Date: 5/8/2010 6:51:00 PM
congratulations on your success in the contest Andrea. lots of 'roos around here, big ones and little ones grey ones and brown but the big red is the daddy of them all... luv.Margaret
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Date: 5/8/2010 5:35:00 PM
Congratulations on your win Andrea! -Robert
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