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Who You Callin' Fattie-A Limerick

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Who You Callin' Fattie-A Limerick

There was an old woman called Hattie
whose hubby's name for her was fattie.
So she cooked his goose
hung him from a noose
then buried him in a cow pattie!

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  1. Date: 4/16/2014 7:10:00 PM
    great limerick :) Happy Easter .

  1. Date: 4/14/2014 5:15:00 AM
    Very witty! much enjoyed :) // paul

  1. Date: 3/15/2014 2:29:00 PM
    So ends the life of Mr. McGradie! Great poem and win!

  1. Date: 3/14/2014 6:37:00 PM
    A great limerick. Congratulations. Love, Joyce

  1. Date: 3/14/2014 5:58:00 PM
    good for him, lol... congrats, deb.. huggs!

  1. Date: 3/14/2014 12:42:00 PM
    Lolololololo, love it Deb, Congratulations, enjoying the win. *SKAT

  1. Date: 3/14/2014 11:57:00 AM
    I'm a little scared Slim. :) You rocked this. Btw. My grandma's name was Hattie. Peace. :)

  1. Date: 3/14/2014 10:14:00 AM
    This was very funny Deb, Congrats on your win......Hugs.....Roger

  1. Date: 3/14/2014 5:22:00 AM
    Congratulations on the fine win in Limerick contest. Lovely humor,deb

  1. Date: 3/14/2014 2:11:00 AM
    Hi, Deb. the meter was a bit irregular but the content was funny. Just had to put this one on my list!! Congrats in my contest.

  1. Date: 3/9/2014 1:57:00 PM
    This is beautiful Deb..Great Limerick !!!

  1. Date: 3/9/2014 1:56:00 PM
    ..... an old NASTY woman called Hattie!! - A well done limeric Deb .... I have never written limeric .... however, like to read them ....fun :) - (I'm bad to rhyme in English) - thank you for the nice visit on my last poem. - oxox // Anne-Lise :)

  1. Date: 3/9/2014 1:44:00 PM
    Wow.. Moral, don't call your wife fattie :). Thanks for making me smile Deb!