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When a Woman Is Just a Woman: A Male Black Widow's Perspective

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When a Woman Is Just a Woman: A Male Black Widow's Perspective

Gladly would I die
for your love, my dear. No! Wait!
Just kidding! Just kid...

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  1. Date: 7/24/2013 10:33:00 AM
    Hahaha. I remember this one. A very good choice for Hoot & Hare, Tim. Good luck on that score, my friend. Licia :-)

  1. Date: 7/18/2013 10:44:00 PM
    Tim, LOL, thanks for the smile... congrats! love ~SKAT~

  1. Date: 7/15/2013 10:37:00 AM
    Hilarious! I can see why Andrea loved this one :)

  1. Date: 7/15/2013 9:41:00 AM
    Gotta watch you promise Tim. Congrats on your excellent win. Warm Smiles, Connie

  1. Date: 7/14/2013 5:40:00 PM
    Very good! Very funny! I think this is the first humorous senryu I have read. Why is it that we think things like this are funny? I don't know, but laughing feels good.

  1. Date: 7/14/2013 5:39:00 PM
    Don't fall to hard Tim,,, lol... JK.... :-) congratulations in the contest.... mighty funny... love LINDA

  1. Date: 7/14/2013 4:23:00 PM
    ha! this one made me laugh. nice job, tim! congrats on your win...

  1. Date: 7/14/2013 3:29:00 PM
    lol, I had a chuckle!! clever, Tim.. congratz on your win..!! :))

  1. Date: 7/14/2013 11:33:00 AM
    Oh lordy...what an image to ponder and so true. Clever and funnnnyy! Congrats on your win :)

  1. Date: 7/14/2013 11:07:00 AM
    LOL... Congrats on the win... still laughing.

  1. Date: 7/14/2013 9:28:00 AM
    I don't get why you didn't finish it Tim. No, wait, just kidding! Just kid.... lol Congratulations. Take care, Richard

  1. Date: 7/14/2013 8:29:00 AM
    lol... what's in a name (senryu or not...). Loved this take on the fate of the poor male. Pray Mantis has got the same bad habit of biting her man's head off. Congrats on your win, Tim. Regards, Su

  1. Date: 7/13/2013 11:43:00 PM
    Loving it again and again!! Probably not even really a senryu but who cares. it's fantastic. BIG CONGRATS..

  1. Date: 7/13/2013 8:55:00 PM
    tooo funny indeed.........I would put this on my top list too !!

  1. Date: 3/27/2013 8:55:00 PM
    ha ha too funny

  1. Date: 3/16/2013 6:57:00 AM
    Gives a new meaning to don't rip my head off. Rather clever Tim.

  1. Date: 3/15/2013 6:21:00 PM
    Ouch!!! At least it died for something it loved. I had me a good chuckle on this one, Tim. :)

  1. Date: 3/15/2013 3:15:00 AM
    hahah.. dearest friend Tim.. lovely sharing... and appreciate so much your stopping by.. all the best <3 <3 <3

  1. Date: 3/14/2013 4:22:00 PM
    Love it!

  1. Date: 3/14/2013 4:15:00 PM
    Well, there are too many ideas flowing from my mind...but I can't consider any of them because ... Im LMAO!! Excellent! Ruben.