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Walkin' With My Wiener In My Hand......

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Walkin' With My Wiener In My Hand......

(to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

See the frost, watch it glisten
Too much beer, I'm on a mission
To write my name in the snow 
With a funny yellow glow
Walkin' with my wiener in my hand!

Got a trenchcoat that I'm wearing
So that I can do some "sharing"
Maybe my legs are too white
That gives 'em a fright
Walkin' with my wiener in my hand!

At the lounge we were chillin'
After time, my bladder's fillin'
I stagger left and then right
Hope I make it in time
Walkin' with my wiener in my hand!

Feels so good to drain my lizard
From behind I hear a whisper
"I hope you'll be done soon, 
'cause you're in the ladies room!"
Walkin' with my wiener in my hand!

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  1. Date: 9/28/2011 8:12:00 AM
    JiM, I'm here to give all my old contest winners a late congratulations. Sorry, I forgot to leave everyone a thank you *comment* of appreciation~ I hope you don't mind my copy paste congratulations.. Don't worry I have read every entry more than 3 times. lol. or how else would have I closed it with out reading. Can you accept my apology and old congrats on your poem.. Honestly I don't like my contest winners with out a quick congrats,.. thank you,..p.d. the late bloomer

  1. Date: 9/24/2011 6:11:00 PM
    Congrats Jim on a grand win with this dazzling delight of twisted poetry luv..

  1. Date: 9/24/2011 5:43:00 PM
    Congratulations on your win with your twisted poetry Jim. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 9/24/2011 4:36:00 AM
    Congratulations on the win in the contest of P.D., Jim

  1. Date: 11/28/2010 4:01:00 PM
    lol ~ OMG ~very funny

  1. Date: 11/22/2010 7:44:00 AM
    This is HILARIOUS! Great job. It certainly made me laugh.

  1. Date: 11/20/2010 6:01:00 PM
    sure enjoyed your ryhme,,, have a nice one,, tune made it awesome,,p.d.

  1. Date: 11/8/2010 12:40:00 PM
    Great twist at the end. I diidn't see that coming. Elton Camp

  1. Date: 11/7/2010 1:53:00 PM
    Made me laugh, where I grew up this was a rite of passage. Well done. raskin