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Smart Horse, Stupid Girl

One weekend I decided to do some camping
Along with good friends
and go horseback riding.
Cooking away on the open pit
not my thing, I must admit.
So I decided to have a ride
In the middle of the night
Upon my beautiful horse
Tanked full of beer-
fearing no recourse.
Into the woods we sped
Not able to see, and quite tipsy
I thought it a blast
Till I hit that tree
on the ground I went
almost broke a knee.
Miles away from camp,
Thank the Lord my horse stayed
with me.
Together, following her track
I limped back.

One thing I must make clear,
Never ride a horse drinking beer!

Honorable Mention in  the " Light is On, but Nobody Is Home" contest
by Paula Swanson

A. Green

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  1. Date: 6/21/2010 7:48:00 AM
    Congratulations on your win in Paula Swanson's contest "The Light Is On, But Nobody Is Home" Amy. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 6/14/2010 2:56:00 PM
    Too funny. Makes me wonder how "cowboys" got back to the ranch. They don't tell us in the movies. Great write Amy.

  1. Date: 6/14/2010 7:17:00 AM
    Stupid Tree.....Congrats on your win.....Great Write ...Larry

  1. Date: 6/14/2010 6:24:00 AM
    Ha ha! Sorry to laugh at your expense but this was great!! Congrats on an awesome win! love, shar

  1. Date: 6/13/2010 9:45:00 PM
    Congrats Awesome Amy on your HM in Paula's contest with this wonderful write and win.. another great special honor to enjoy.. with luv.. "Sweetheart"

  1. Date: 6/13/2010 11:03:00 AM
    Man's best friend is his dog ??? . Nope , it ain't so for you, Amy ,it's your horse and loyal friends are few . Best of luck in the contest ...

  1. Date: 6/9/2010 12:43:00 PM
    Good advice Amy.. and great entry too ..good luck.. riding is like driving a car.. no booze before behind the wheel ..or reins in this matter..haha.. glad u survived the tree crash...luv.. from the "Sweetheart"

  1. Date: 6/9/2010 12:35:00 PM
    Nothing worse than a drunk horse.....Great Write and Good Luck......Larry