Show Me the Funny,Part Two---Tweeny's Bikini

Here's a tale I've told before
about a silly teenager.
She should have walked into a door
cos' her sense of pride was in danger.

She bought a hot pink bathing suit
with her babysitting money.
Thinking she looked pretty cute
she hoped to impress a honey.

She went to the local swimming pool
wearing this new bikini
hoping that the boys would drool
as the suit was rather teeny!

Jumping off the diving board
it happened so suddenly.
The top of the suit sailed off-oh lord!
And the "girls" were flying free!

Well she stayed in the water till time to go
then captured her top from poolside.
That girl was me I guess you know
and I had nowhere to hide!

The moral of this tale could be
pride goes before a fall.
And if you wear a teeny bikini
make sure it covers all!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013


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Date: 7/18/2013 4:37:00 AM
HAHA!...This reminds me of an experience I had as a teenager...It was at a swimming lake where everybody hung out. They had a huge slide and I was trying to impress a young lady who was near me...I decided to go down the slide head first on my back...On the way down my (very loose) swimming trunks started to come down and when I hit the water, Yep...Down to my ankles, and who was right beside me when I landed? You got it...Good luck in the contest - Tim
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Date: 7/16/2013 3:37:00 AM
Haha...Ow gee a very misfortunate event..Not for the boys of course : )..Im going to make sure my tiny bikini covers it all : ) A very entertaining poem..Still smiling
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Date: 7/16/2013 3:26:00 AM
a case of all or nothing..i guess, but made my afternoon light :-) nice work, the poem now has a fan
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